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phonecrzy
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CHERYL COLE CANNOT SING.
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phonecrzy
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On 2010-09-22 18:38:10, phonecrzy wrote:
CHERYL COLE CANNOT SING.
i shall end the thread with that.. i assume 
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occupied
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iMerica is for emerica. live long ah-merica..ahuh! |
rikken
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Aejfiruvhofkprokpoi. .. . . . . .  |
occupied
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Q: What is Internet's most popular page in 2010?
A: Error. The page is unavailable, with either error message:
1. moral police thinks it's not suitable for small children - yes, this posting's talking to you!
2. grammar police thinks too much grammar accidents on that page so that it'll affect small children's language skillz
3. connection reset by peer. peer pressure, some heroes behind great fyrwall are in action
4. request time out. net neutrality supporters have the right to slow down everything if the owner of the page refuses to pay them a great sum of tributes
5. DMCA takedown request. that blooming page ruins america's economy
6. some of you folks suffer from no-wikileaks-around syndrome
7. the page is attacking the very basic principles of free Web: "ungesetzlich und ungebärdig und frei", sez Rämster the Röcker. UMLÖUD.
8. Opera, Software, ASA, thinks, the, address, you, just, typed, is, not, punctuated -- speeled, correstlee
9. IE mobile is too "smart" to handle the requested page
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than
all the world's nuclear weapons combined.
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal
ads for dating are already married.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch
every year because when it was built, engineers failed to
take into account the weight of all the
books that would occupy the building.
A snail can sleep for three years.
No word in the English language rhymes with
"MONTH".
Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears
never stop growing.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
All polar bears are left handed.
In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,
including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
"Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English
language.
If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33.
She would stand seven feet, two inches tall.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day. |
occupied
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Google: I now pronounce you Sergey and Larry. |
phonecrzy
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 @ this thread.
Age is just a number.. Being 13 makes me no dumber than a wise old man |
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Posted: 2010-09-22 18:38
