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bobahiom
Joined: Jul 16, 2002
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From: Hull
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Actually that's got me thinking come on guys post ur worst and best (or maybe even worse) chat up lines, we all use them also give a success rate.
My worst has to be "hey i play rugby for uni fancy a shag?"
Success rate:- Once
Slap count:- Five times before i gave up.
My Best?"If i asked u to sleep with me would the answer be the same as the answer to this question?"
Success rate:- Bout 70-80% with brunettes
100% with blondes as they never get it but will shag u anyway so as not to seem stupid! 
Slap count:- never as girls think it's clever.
Downside:- It takes some working out sometimes and bit of a tongue twister when u've had a few.
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chrisgray999
Joined: Jun 18, 2002
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From: Sussex, UK
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Superluminova, yes please, can u store it till i get my new phone (hopefully). My worst chat up line: hey, remember my name, ull be screaming it later... Slap rate: 100%! My best: i dont have any good ones!
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viper_2090
Joined: Jul 29, 2002
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From: Shropshire
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There are succesful chat-up lines...
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mari
Joined: Jul 02, 2002
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From: Makati, Philippines
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@*: hi guys! Anybody from new castle? Im from the philippines and i might get the chance to go there sometime oct-nov to see my friend. What's the weather like during those months? Need 2 know if i should bring winter clothes. Cheers! :)
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mhorton
Joined: Jan 13, 2002
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From: UK
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Good afternoon everyone. Just come back from the pub. Such a nice day.
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chrisgray999
Joined: Jun 18, 2002
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From: Sussex, UK
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Mari, u always need winter clothes in the uk! Lol ;-)
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chrisgray999
Joined: Jun 18, 2002
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From: Sussex, UK
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Ok, i will broach the subject of the t68i with my dad soon... What i want u all to do is think really hard to ur phones: \"please let chris get the t68i\" over and over, and if i place my phone next to us when we are talking, then maybe he will sense the global begging and let me have it! Well thats the theory anyway... Lol :-] cheers, chris
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Eciton
Joined: Jul 20, 2002
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From: Windsor / Oxford
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Genius chat-up lines folks... I never use them myself, because I'd feel like a prick (but each to their own!), but how's this:
is that a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in your pants.
i'm new in town - can you show me the way to your place?
i've forgotten my phone number - can i have yours?
Oh, then there's the old classic - "god, you're beautiful". 
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Eleventy7
Joined: Jul 05, 2002
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Evenin peeps, aint been online much this week coz been stareing at a bloody screen for 11hours a day at work all week done me bloody eyes in!
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evoke
Joined: Mar 05, 2002
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Hmmmm... this threads taken a wierd tangent since my last post! 
I'm not one for chat up lines either (never needed them ) but here's a couple of classics I've heard.
Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven.
Did it hurt?? You know..... when you fell down from heaven.
Very cheesy!
@Chris - good luck with your phone! the walk & talk ringtone is not bad.
@mari - Yes i strongly recommend you take winter clothes at that time of the year!
Ed
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chrisgray999
Joined: Jun 18, 2002
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From: Sussex, UK
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My dad persuaded of not to get it. I suppose it is best really. There is not much stuff it has that mine doesnt, except that mysterious bt! In going to see if in allowed back on the computer now...
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evoke
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Thats a shame but you do have a good phone already! :-D Ed
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chrisgray999
Joined: Jun 18, 2002
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From: Sussex, UK
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Yeah ill live! In going to concentrate on getting my new pc and my website going. *sigh* its not that easy to do my website when in not allowed on the pc... :-*
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evoke
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Yeah it doesn't help! Lol.
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chrisgray999
Joined: Jun 18, 2002
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Tomorrow in going to the library to get free internet there. I will try to edit my website from there.
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