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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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@ilia- you may prefer to buy a used rubber fanny (ebay) since i believe that's what you're into 
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Up and down or in little circles, side to side aint usually a winner  (not talking about brushing teeth)
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ilia
Joined: Sep 15, 2003
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From: Russia
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@methy
great but i dont have money for rubber funnies coz need to get some food and a mask!
@mince
yeah i think i should get one maybe she's innocent at all;)
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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that's why you learn to dance the tango
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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And why, pray tell, do you need a mask? (waits, slightly nervously, for the answer)
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ilia
Joined: Sep 15, 2003
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From: Russia
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and what about food? what should i get more than vodka and jars with cucambas?
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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
Posts: 452
From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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@ilia not sure about the gasoline - do you not have any low cost drink at ?bum?, remove some of the vinegar tonight and replace with anything with a decent Vol. Then you'll know when the time is right. Make sure you eat some too as her breath my make you 'blow chunks'.
Sorry but I'm stuck with advise for your 'arse bandit' friend - has he thought about joining the Navy?
Edit: @kim and @meths I've gotta leave to you as it's Saturday night and it time to put on some Barry White 
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Food, my specialist subject 
For a picnic, may i suggest Egg Mayonnaise sandwiches, Beetroot, sliced Ham, hardboiled eggs, and strawberries and cream. Maybe a little bubbly (replace according to budget with sparkling wine, or, if unempoyed, appletise).
Where is bum? Anywhere near shit creek?
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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ilia- may i suggest some quick, last minute fixes.
1. Lose 250 pounds! Girls really don't dig the whole 'fat ass-bandit' act!
2. Stop wanking so much, you wanker! What's to stop you from prematurely popping?! "Twice?!" 
3. If all else fails, buy a gun at the local convience store, and aim backwards. You know the drill! 
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ilia
Joined: Sep 15, 2003
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From: Russia
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@methy
i think i would be funny if she'll first see a cute sexy humpback and than will understand it's just a mask and i'm an ugly freak. would be exciting i think.
and yeah i leave in the hole at the back of mcdonald's -think i'll get some free eggs to boil at their junkyard. bout the drink... well i think i can get some - we've got a beer for about $0.25 for 1 litre. i know that stinks - butwhat can i do! the bus will cost me my monthy paid!
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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The golden with women is, "be yourself". Okay, maybe it doesnt apply to you
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Lynx69
Joined: Feb 22, 2004
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From: [ENGLAND]
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i got a problem:
I have a footy match 2mo (for kim, thats soccer  ) and i dont have a shirt for my team yet and 2 people i asked dont have one and the manager is on a traning course so i couldnt get one but the assistant manager said to see if i could get one.
Should i still do down tomorow incase the assistant manager has found a shirt so i can play or stay at home and sleep?
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ilia
Joined: Sep 15, 2003
Posts: 312
From: Russia
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unfortunately...
maybe u guys can tell me some funny poems i could use tmrrw to fun my girlfriend? or some kool poems for my granny?
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Lynx69
Joined: Feb 22, 2004
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From: [ENGLAND]
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i got a poem u culd use....a few actually
roses are red
the grass is green
i like your legs
and whats in between
spider spider, on the wall, you think youre great, you know f**k all, your on a wall thats just been plastered, now your stuck you stupid bastard 
little miss druggy, sat in her buggy smoking an ounce of speed, along came a spider, skinned up beside her and sold her a kilo of weed
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ilia
Joined: Sep 15, 2003
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From: Russia
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wow! did u write em urself? so exciting my grlfriend should like the firs, the second and the last one! more to come?
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