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P800_Zen_master
Joined: Apr 01, 2003
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On 2004-07-20 21:06:48, mince-inside wrote:
@Zen Master P800:Struggles with his sexuality, chases ladies at night and men during the day (has a girl AND a boy in every port) uses far too much hair remover. Specialises in making square pegs fit into round holes.
Apologies, biased on this one as he has more Sony crap then me
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 - funny shit!
Never seen this theard. So thats what people think of me.
Close apart from I dont struggle with my sexuality.
I dont chase men during the day and dont have a boy in every port. What is hair remover?
And the whole square peg does fit in a round hole if the peg is smaller enough! |
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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you can fit it if you lube up, although some prefer it dry! freaks!
Hello, Scroto!
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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
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From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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Never seen this theard. So thats what people think of me.
Close apart from I dont struggle with my sexuality.
I dont chase men during the day and dont have a boy in every port. What is hair remover?
And the whole square peg does fit in a round hole if the peg is smaller enough!
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No just me
Yeh right
Product to remove hair...
Is that you boasting? 
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Ooooh, good one for @masseur: Marrakesh Express!
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
energetic
Joined: Jan 13, 2003
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From: Athens, Greece, Europe, Earth,
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@ mince-inside
@methylated-spirit
 
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Honda S2000
Olympic Games Athens 2004! You are all welcome!
Chain game!
[ This Message was edited by: energetic on 2004-08-21 08:59 ] |
MikLSP
Joined: Sep 21, 2003
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From: se-nse.com
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On 2004-08-19 12:34:52, mince-inside wrote:
@milklisp (at least I think that’s his name) Wheeler dealer. Grey haired old man, has a speech impediment and deals in Friesian calves and heifers (hence the nick name) drives an old Ford tractor and Trabant (no-one would buy it from him) wears Wellington boots with the top 4" folded down owns one pair of trousers and has a bailer twine belt. Not to be messed with (especially after closing time on market day) rumours have it he carries a flintlock pistol! Hates kids (especially the ones that call him Worzel Gummage)
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Is that the best you can do!! 
How about another go now you definately know my name lol!
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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
Posts: 452
From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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OK how about this?
M
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Loves living lonely, large, lacks looks. Likes lancastrian ladies
Sammy_boy seeked sensual spanky sausage slipping sliding sweaty sex
Price peeping pant prowler. Phones pissed Preston porn perverts
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Sammy_boy
Joined: Mar 31, 2004
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From: Staffordshire, United Kingdom
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I'm sure the S in LSP has nothing to do with me! 
Unless there's something you're not telling us Mik!
"All it takes for evil to flourish is for good men to do nothing" - Edmund Burke
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MikLSP
Joined: Sep 21, 2003
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Hmmm! You know it doesn't.
I think we already covered the LSP in another thread I don't know if u remember it! 
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Sammy_boy
Joined: Mar 31, 2004
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From: Staffordshire, United Kingdom
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Yes, that's right - it was loves followed by your gf's initials I believe!
"All it takes for evil to flourish is for good men to do nothing" - Edmund Burke
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MikLSP
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You got it! 
Mince-inside sent the post to me first by PM for approval & I just said I'm not sure if Sammy (my Sammy that is) would appreciate so you seem to have become the stand-in
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Sammy_boy
Joined: Mar 31, 2004
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From: Staffordshire, United Kingdom
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Aha! I understand now!
"All it takes for evil to flourish is for good men to do nothing" - Edmund Burke
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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
Posts: 452
From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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@thecopperfield: Engineering student (only chick in the class) a zinza (with bad temper), wears no make-up, not to be trusted with a screw driver.Not only has a flash phone but also an M3 convertible and a very nice house.Why? by night she a 6th form St Trinians style dominatrix catering for the likes of @jojo's needs and men who work away from home like hmmm @masseur, specialising in beating men up with sports equipment. All of her clients’ escapades are recorded and she plans to burn DVDs to sell on the Internet at www.hockeystickbruise.com
(please don't type it in your browsers I've just made it up)
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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@MikLSP: Early thirties, likes nothing better than a pint and a game of darts on a friday after a hard weeks work, drives an N reg Ford Mondeo (dark purple), normally keeps himself to himself, enjoys a little flutter on the geegees, definately a jeans and t-shirt man, devoted to his longterm missus (see previous thread!), would like a Honda jazz but is saving for a holiday. Lives in a semi-detatched house, front and back garden (slabbed over, of course!), thursday night is ALWAYS curry night.
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
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Posted: 2004-08-19 15:14
