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nocturnalchipmunk
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..orange soda bottle... He looks so much like a soda bottle, she tries to suck on him.. she soon realizes that what she was sucking on was not a bottle, but it was a...
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wrecked_porsche
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On the Porsche's handbreak. Eric gets pissed off, so he says, 'if you are gonna be that dumb, you might as well let me get to work, i'm already late and i don't need this Crap from you.' So, ......
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Jowi
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get undressed & do the thing quick... |
Sir-SonyEricsson-man
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until i cum....
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nocturnalchipmunk
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..enough to fill up the gas tank.. this car is almost out of gas...
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But then Eric remembers that a Porsche does NOT run on cum ... It needs gasoline !! So...
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nocturnalchipmunk
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..he steals J-Lo's helicopter, which surprisingly happens to be there at the moment.. Once he takes off with the helicopter, he finds out that J-Lo is still inside... 
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Vlammetje
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so he pushes her out  ..........
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But then thinks... what a stooopid thing to do !!! He should have taken advantage of the moment !! Oh well, whats done is done he thought and then, all of a sudden, ...
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BEN AFFLECK shows up. He was also in the heli
'Thanks m8, for getting rid of her' he says.
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nocturnalchipmunk
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he continues, "I've been watching you..  "
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Sir-SonyEricsson-man
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and you looks like a bad ...
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Jowi
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& now he smells the Heli...is smells like Jlo's pussy |
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an unwashed pussy ...
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nocturnalchipmunk
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..so he starts to hump the heli.. he humps so hard, it reaches the engine.. the engine shuts off and the heli is falling straight to the ground.. but eric...
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Posted: 2003-06-15 07:31
Taste the rainbow, sweetheart!
