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DJcreamz
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Posted: 2005-05-12 15:14
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pigoens are evil according to norris from corination street.

i dont watch it out of choice by the way
DickySnapples
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Posted: 2005-05-12 15:16
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So what do you guys do for a living?

i work in a phone shop(Cable and wireless)

all i seem to have had today is moaning customers!
DJcreamz
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Posted: 2005-05-12 15:16
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lololololol this is funny just got it in an email!!!

A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small, recognisable movement.

They went to her husband and explained what had happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband was sceptical but they assured him that with the curtains closed for privacy, and his co-operation it might just work. He finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

A few minutes passed and then the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate, alarms ringing, the nurses burst into the room.

"What happened?" they cried.
The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked".
EastCoastStar
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Posted: 2005-05-12 15:17
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i just thought i would pop up and say heyy.

im in school now, but i also work in construction. (well, will when im done with school) Then i will make enough money to save to go to college.


@DJcreamz hahaha
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batesie
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Posted: 2005-05-12 15:21
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HAHAHA DJ [addsig]
max99
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Posted: 2005-05-12 15:22
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lol, quite good dat one [addsig]
Burgaz
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Posted: 2005-05-12 15:23
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Nice one... My missus choked once...
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DJcreamz
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Posted: 2005-05-12 15:36
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lol, y she choke?? did it taste like sheep ?
batesie
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Posted: 2005-05-12 15:42
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Haahaaaa
Dj's on form toady... [addsig]
Burgaz
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Posted: 2005-05-12 15:43
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Maybe... I was too busy larfing to ask...
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DJcreamz
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Posted: 2005-05-12 15:44
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lol your a harsh man.

I got some billiant football placemats from the pub at lunch time, they got little holes to put ur fingers through as legs lol
fatreg
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Posted: 2005-05-12 15:48
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pub at lunchtime?

drinking on the job eh?

TSK!

i get my 6680 next week

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DJcreamz
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Posted: 2005-05-12 15:51
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trust me a stella is the only thing that will get me through the day its so dam hot in this office, got the fan on dont do alot when the surrounding air is nuculear thermal
Burgaz
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Posted: 2005-05-12 15:53
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I don't do stella... It gives me wind...
So when you gonna give me that 6680 fatleg?
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fatreg
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Posted: 2005-05-12 15:53
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ahhh sounds remarkably like my office!!

no AC, got a fan on ibut it about as useful as an unuseful person.

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