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batesie
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not much you can do now mate, i'm sure you did fine 
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methylated_spirit
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I'll cheer you up with a joke:
Whats E.T. short for?
He's only got little legs!
Oooooh, and!
How do you make a womans toes curl during sex?
Make her leave her tights on!
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Hello, Scroto!
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Cycovision
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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil
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methylated_spirit
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2 fish in a tank, one turns to the other and says "do you know how to drive this thing?"
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max99
Joined: Nov 24, 2004
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hehe thanks guys
a fish swims into a wall
Damn
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batesie
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Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!
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batesie
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Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!
Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four...
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methylated_spirit
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You've taken that too far, batesie 
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batesie
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shh you! i can make maths funny....
even better i can make maths funnier than meths!
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methylated_spirit
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Impossible, to make maths funnier than meths takes english, as you would need to change the spelling to "meths" so maths can never conquer the methylated_one.
I know what i mean 
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batesie
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On 2006-01-10 16:40:22, methylated_spirit wrote:
I know what i mean
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i'm glad someone does!
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max99
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dead here 2nite aint it
nite nite all xxx
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Burgaz
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Two Parrots sitting on a perch, one says to the other
"can you smell fish?" |
Sir-SonyEricsson-man
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howdy.. whats up girls
Sony Xperia 1 II, Xperia 5, Huawei P30 Pro |
Burgaz
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No girls in here matey... |
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Posted: 2006-01-10 16:18
