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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
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From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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@ilia - To win this chick what are your strongest attributes?
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Lynx69
Joined: Feb 22, 2004
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From: [ENGLAND]
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basically any number you have, you can always add 1 more so there are infinate numbers out there 
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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On 2004-09-11 22:22:54, ilia wrote:
@methy
i knew that! just +1 and u get another larger one!
well how can i understand that the girl is afraid to start some further relationships than just friends. i've benn out with her a couple of times but we even didn't held our hands. tmrrw we're goin to a picnic what should i do? should i say 'let's do that, babe' or wait more?
we know each other for a very long time. i know she got kinda boyfriend but he's much older than she and works at some unprestigious place... i jast go mad when i think that at the daytime i walk out with her and thet ugly mozefaka faks her at nighttime! arrr!
what suggestions? be quick time runs out!!
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 dont even go for it, its not worth it. 
If shes going for the "ugly mozefaka", well, i hate to be so mean, but you must be an uglier "mozefaka"!
And if she's used the f word to you, then youre just shit outta luck.
btw your use of cheap pickup lines is a bigger turnoff than any ulgy mozefaka.
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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
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From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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Thanks @lynx I would not have slept without that.
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plasmadog
Joined: May 06, 2004
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From: Beantown, India
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here's an indicative look of my current hairstyle.
i think i'm stagnating!
(is the shaved look still 'in'?)
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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ilia, she aint interested, she's seeing someone else, and she doesnt care where you or him work, i doubt shes that shallow. You obviously are, so, as kim says, you're shit outta luck. Being so shallow has most definately blown any chance of "hide the sausage" on your picnic.
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ilia
Joined: Sep 15, 2003
Posts: 312
From: Russia
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@mince
eh, well... i look kinda hunchback, masturbate a bit at night, wear +4 glasses - that's probably all. and i've got huge pimpes, yeah! even can share a few with someone if he likes. do i have any chances?
ow, i've got one friend, his name is buck.
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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shaved look is fine, dude. Try a 2 or a 3 
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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plasmadog, if you are going to shave, dont go "right into the wood", leave a little stubble, its much cooler. Not much wrong with it just now, imo, but then, its not a very good photo you have posted 
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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
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From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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@ilia - YOU make the Picnic (this will impress) lace everything with Vodka and take a couple of jars of pickled things (eggs, onions, gurkins)Removing a tight lid with what must be an impressive forearm always wins a chick - good luck and I hope you get the weather.
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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 whizzkidd-by a 2 or a 3 i meant try to leave .5-1 cm of hair
ilia-may i suggest a hooker.
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plasmadog
Joined: May 06, 2004
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From: Beantown, India
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On 2004-09-11 22:35:58, methylated_spirit wrote:
plasmadog, if you are going to shave, dont go "right into the wood", leave a little stubble, its much cooler. Not much wrong with it just now, imo, but then, its not a very good photo you have posted
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thanks for the advice meths!!!
for a better photo of me, look at the next issue of GQ or Esquire!
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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ilia, you can buy rubber fannies in sex shops, but im sure you knew that already! I shudder to think whats under your bed!
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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
Posts: 452
From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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Remember don't forget buy a pair of clippers, I promise you won't regret it - if she's up for it!
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ilia
Joined: Sep 15, 2003
Posts: 312
From: Russia
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@mince
ow man u r damn right! i've got a pair jars from my granny, hope she'll be impressed. do you thing she'll find my kool tricks impressive too? and when i should say 'come to me, honey'? after what jar? and i've got no vodka may i use gasoline or something instead? or u r talkin of food?
and one my friend asks what should he do if he likes guys nod girls?
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