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Bjerkebanen
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From: El culo del mundo! OSLO NORUEG
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Errm i wod offer him my blond head for 2 milion usd. And then when the naughtynes wod start i wod jam a brick of margarin onto his knob and shout: Hey MJ i decided to take it in the EXIT hole so that be 3 milion mate!
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mixin
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i think your a bit old for him actually endre..
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Vlammetje
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just the thought....
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Bjerkebanen
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I loock pretty young. I only shave like every second week  Anyways i wana clearafy somthing. I wasent acsually gonna take MJ`s knob in my EXIT hole. I was going to fool him to think i was having it in the exit hole by jamming a brick of margarin on his knob.
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Superluminova
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Now this articale has made a very good point
"As soon as I saw the headline "Jackson Urged To Turn Himself Into The Police'' I thought he'll never do it, he may have managed to go from a black man to a white man, but he'll never be able to turn himself into a threepiece all whiterock band from the Eighties. lol 
And that's where the problem lies with Michael `Wacko' Jacko. For too long the guy has been a joke and figure of fun who was dismissed by many as a genius who'd become a sad, naive, lonely and vulnerable figure but what if that was the image he wanted to create?
We all watched the Martin Bashir documentary as he claimed he'd had next to no cosmetic surgery, when it was as plain as all thenoses that have been on all his faces that he looked drastically different from the young man on the cover of Thriller.
We stared in disbelief as his "children" miraculously appeared and wandered around with everything but a tea cosy on their little heads to prevent anyone from working out who they were and kidnapping them.
Surely if you wanted to kidnap them you'd just grab the kid walking around with a netcurtain on their napper. And after seeing the infamous baby dangling incident you'd be forgiven for thinking it was a suicide bid little blanket as he was fed up being dressed like a chimp.
Everything from the face mask to sitting in the tree, living with monkeys and lamas through to marrying Elvis's daughter and spending millions on tasteless tat convinced many of us Michael was a harmless nut who didn't know what he was doing. What if that was just the impression he wanted us to believe?
Underwhat conditions would it be acceptable for a 40-year-old man to operate a private theme park that would be like a magnet to young children, allowing him to be constantly surrounded by them and even have parents feel comfortable about letting their kids sleep over?
To some he was a little boy who refused to grow up, to others he was just a joke, but to very, very few he seemed like a dangerous and predatory man.
I'd imagine just about everyone reading this has seen or even toldone of the dozen or so jokes about Michael and these latest accusations. In Friday's Record we read how everyone was cracking jokes about him at the VH1 Big Awards.
Since when was it okay to crack jokes about alleged paedophiles?
Perhapsthetime it is okaytocrack these jokes is when it's all too ludicrous to contemplate.
I remember commenting on Michael using his baby as wind chimes at that hotel window Mr Jackson's fans are incredibly loyal. I'm told I was inundated with death threats and hate mail all of which my agent read and binned without me ever having to see it.
Fewer of those fans are backing him now and Minnelli and Taylor, who've been his friends since before they knew were their next husband was coming from, are staying silent.
Michael Jackson is either one of the most sweet and innocent human beings on the planet or one of the most cunning and successful child molesters of all time.
It's now for the US judicial system to decide and let's all hope the joke hasn't been on us all along."
i kinda agree with what this guy is getting at what if MJ has fooled us all?
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mixin
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either way, you're thinking about it way too much
i dont think hes the worlds greatest mastermind kiddy fiddler.. i just reckon his age, mentally stopped developing at like 13 years old.
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Bjerkebanen
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He is sick! No doubt about it. Regardles if he molested any kid or not. That dude is disqusting.
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mixin
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hes still one of the best musicians the world has ever seen...
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Vlammetje
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WAS! mixi, was. he hasn't produced anything remotely musical in ages.
As for him being a con artist all along...... it is not impossible, scary thought tho!
Even if he stopped mentally evolving at age 13 (which I doubt, coz once upon a time he had a darned keen sense of business, remember the Beatles rights vendetta??).... fact is that he lives in a world where he can do what he wants when he wants and how he wants it, witout anybody questioning his actions. Without even anybody knowing about them.
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Eleventy7
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evenin.
on the MJ thing, the guy's been scaring the hell outta me for a while now, but i guess it's highly likely most of us will never find out the real truth of what he's been up to. oh yeah, and vlam's right, MJ hasn't been a good musician for a large amount of time now, all his recent stuff is complete arse.
Meanwhile........ Mon, Tues, Weds, Thur: glasgow here i come! Fri: BOWIE!
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Psykotik
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Methinks someone could be looking forward to friday? 
Michael Jackson is a nice nut job who deserves to be shot, no 2 ways about it.
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ainamrev
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did you know MJ owns the rights to all the beatles songs.
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Vlammetje
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In fact he does not. In the days when his sanity was not a point of discussion he bought them, thus pissing off Paul McCartney.
Coupla years later he was said to have sold them again, made millions on the sale.
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Eleventy7
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Shite pompey just lost 2nil :-( there were three dutchmen playing vlam
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Miss UK
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Evenin all.. just got home 45mins ago n im freezing still lol
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