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101 ways to destroy your phone |
cmgangrel
Joined: Jul 19, 2005
Posts: 15
From: Wrexham
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my dog ate one of my old phones.... also seen someone drop it in a bucket of horses urine before... nice insurance claim that one |
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Glenny
Joined: Feb 26, 2005
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From: Mars
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MICROWAVE IT!!!!!!!!!!
Eat it
jump on it
stab it
shoot it
run over it
wet it
give it away to a hobo
sell it for 10p
take a dump on it
get an alien to abduct it
prod it
throw it off a tall building
go sky diving with it
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cmgangrel
Joined: Jul 19, 2005
Posts: 15
From: Wrexham
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sledghammers work nicely,
cars work well
toilets + vodka and rebull
beer in general (seen far too many wrecked this way!)
baby damage
sand and electric drills |
50Cent
Joined: Nov 08, 2003
Posts: > 500
From: ...whatever psycho!!!
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high explosive fireworks 
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jesspadua
Joined: Jul 04, 2005
Posts: 58
From: Philippines
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grill it, "well done" or "medium rare" and pour gravy sauce on it! |
darksyde
Joined: Jul 17, 2005
Posts: 132
From: London
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let a 2 year old play with it
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cmgangrel
Joined: Jul 19, 2005
Posts: 15
From: Wrexham
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fry it and serve it up with chips |
mustafabay
Joined: Sep 27, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Egypt
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Maybe play a few holes of golf with it. A few T-offs should do it. You could carefully disassemble it and sell the peices as spare parts, And I mean take it to pieces, take all the components of the PCB. |
jesspadua
Joined: Jul 04, 2005
Posts: 58
From: Philippines
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make a call while scuba diving... |
Qoastro
Joined: Feb 15, 2005
Posts: 447
From: Sweden
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On 2005-08-07 13:18:29, jesspadua wrote:
make a call while scuba diving...
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Hahahaha 
OMG that sounded so funny
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Glenny
Joined: Feb 26, 2005
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From: Mars
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launch it into outer space and see if an alien uses it.....
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cmgangrel
Joined: Jul 19, 2005
Posts: 15
From: Wrexham
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Sell the phone, try to get the customer to insure it, then see them not do it and drop it into a bucket of horses urine..... true story that one! |
Shit_Happens
Joined: Aug 24, 2005
Posts: 30
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take a screw driver and smash the display with all ur might. then use the rest of the phone as a welcome carpet! |
kk.226
Joined: Nov 04, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: London
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Rape it Via the charger hole...not that i've tried or anything *cough*
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Davo_169
Joined: Sep 06, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: perth/thredbo
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put it through the washing machine
deep fry it
connect it to vodaphone
slip it into a fat persons big mac
soak it in fish guts and throw it in a shark infested pihrana tank
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Posted: 2005-08-05 13:04
