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the kamikaze and fatreg bare knuckle fight (with weapons) thread! |
fatreg
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with that fatreg pulls out the bazooka hes been hiding in his lunchbox
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k4m!k4ze
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Takes his old nokia, heats up the battery and throws at fatreg... nokia explodes causing the bazooka to explode in fatregs hands
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If you're in a vehicle going at the speed of sound, what happens when you honk the horn ? 
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ten18
Joined: Nov 27, 2004
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some one draw a picture of that!!
wheres davo!!
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fatreg
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fatreg peels the heat resitant gloves and and tries to locate the nun chuck he dropped
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k4m!k4ze
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Deftly darts through the smoke and grabs the dropped nun chucks... does a few bruce-lee like moves with the nun chucks
@ten18 - does this suffice ? 
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If you're in a vehicle going at the speed of sound, what happens when you honk the horn ?
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fatreg
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still has one nun chuck, aims up and throws it towards kamaikazes knees. jsut to watch it glide inbetween his legs cutting both quite deep.
a rich red fluid starts to flow
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Debu
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Anyone read Spy-Vs.-Spy here?
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k4m!k4ze
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blood flows to the ground, kamikaze falls to the ground, lies still and then emits a spine chilling laugh... a blue smoke appears around the two fighters, *lightning appears, thunder sounds* kamikaze chants something and suddenly is struck by a huge red bolt of lightning... when the smoke and haze clears, kamikaze is standing back on his feet and is fully healed... Laughs an evil laugh and cries out "You cant defeat me, you puny mortal ! I have THE FORCE !"
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k4m!k4ze
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Kamikaze takes out his lightsaber from his pants....... feels something soft in his hands, looks down and realizes what he's holding is not his lightsaber  , puts it back in his pants, zips his fly and then takes out the real lightsaber from his pocket
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fatreg
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fatreg sees the small soft light saber lookig device and laughs so hard. being fatreg he has double ended device
and hes not afraid to use it!
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Johnex
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@killer: omg! I'm dying here man! Best starwars joke ever! 
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k4m!k4ze
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kamikaze signs a few autographs for his clamouring fans and then puts on Matrix style glasses and faces fatreg for the next round
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fatreg
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im the mean time fatreg has nipped home had a shower and is indeed ready for the next bit of action.
pulls out the samurai sword from its holster
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k4m!k4ze
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Takes one sniff of fatreg and wonders why he's put on a ladies perfume
Decides not to go easy on fatreg and takes out his double edged titanium-alloy samurai sword complete with mp3 player,mobile phone,vcd/dvd player,16" LCD monitor and beer dispenser.... watches smugly at the crestfallen expression on fatreg's face
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence of your attempt !! |
fatreg
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trips over his ipod hearphone wire.
undeterred he stnads up again picks up the sword and pulls back for an almight swing as he begins to thrust it forward some funny guy grabs the end of it and fatreg twists his wrsit and hears it snap.
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Posted: 2005-05-13 18:27
