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Author How should i destroy my old faulty n3200 want some really destructive ideas B-)
50Cent
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Posted: 2005-05-07 21:29
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i would attach it to a reallly BIG firework/Rocket but i doubt u'll ever see it again
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tushar111
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Posted: 2005-05-07 21:38
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Hee hee hee BP is increased by double now another wonderfull idea

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Posted: 2005-05-07 22:21
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Soak it in acetone, this ill make the plastic melt down slowly... :razz: Then set it on fire :lol: after that you can throw ir on the freeway and leave it there for a cuple of days, then it will be dust :grin:

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Lynx69
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Posted: 2005-05-07 22:27
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On 2005-05-07 21:29:58, 50Cent wrote:
i would attach it to a reallly BIG firework/Rocket but i doubt u'll ever see it again




This but tie the firework to a pole r something that wont move so it stays there and when lit it will blow up in the same place and the phone will be in pieces all over the place.....but stand well well well well well far away

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tushar111
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Posted: 2005-05-07 23:55
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Oye i got a new idea how about blasting it using a firework bomb.

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Posted: 2005-05-08 00:28
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Take up shooting. The kind where they shoot clay discs. Then have them launch your phone as many times as it takes ve hit it.

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Sammy_boy
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Posted: 2005-05-08 00:40
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I'm with Boba and people, I'm not into pointless destruction of things - you never know, it could be fixed quite simply! I'm one of those people that hate seeing waste, or pointless destruction of things

However, I would have one great suggestion if I was for this! I volunteer at an old Victorian steam pumping engine society, and part of the site has a fully-featured old fashioned workshop.... complete with a large, steam hammer with up to 80 PSI of pressure behind it - I imagine that would kill many a phone!
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centraspike
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Posted: 2005-05-08 01:38
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Fart on it....

Get yourself a can of beans, a good brand like, "Old Fart In A Can", say.
Heat the contents to a temp of about 43 dec C for 7 minutes.
Then consume beans in big gulps (lots of ingested air strengthens the effect).

The important thing to remember before eating is to use a bronze spoon with a wooden handle, because then the free air anti-boson rectectic ions wont bind to the beans and deflate any emissions.

Place the phone on your best friends face, check your watch and with a poetic effort, express yourself.

I read a technical report about something somewhere sometime ago that identified the effect of being farted on in this manner as being a critical design flaw in most N*kia phones.

For the sake of the planet... I urge you to try it out.

And apologise to your friend for lying to him by promising free beer and midget redhead girls for taking part.

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