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Vodafone! What a complete bunch of * |
floatlite
Joined: Jan 23, 2002
Posts: 486
From: Glasgow
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Ring ring, ring ring
Hello Mr Bush?
Your looking for the following co ords
Newbury, Berkshire.
X:381300m
Y:126200m
Lat:51:02:06N (51.035)
Lon:2:16:07W (-2.2685)
I hear they are hiding some WMD (What Monthly Direct debit) in the filing cabinet 3rd floor. I suggest a full pre-emptive tactical nuclear strike.
Bye then.
.....this would work, but of course, the Evil Empire Vodafone, have foiled the plan using Electronic Countermeasures, they barred the phone line.
Ahhhhhhh, if it wasn't for those perky kids!
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jcwhite_uk
Joined: Feb 18, 2004
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From: Dorset, UK Phone:Xperia Z1
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Ahhhhhhh, if it wasn't for those perky kids!
David
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I do hate perky kids!
Pesky kids are even worse!
Checkout my photos at My Website"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together." |
floatlite
Joined: Jan 23, 2002
Posts: 486
From: Glasgow
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Wasn't me, was Vodafone, they are everywhere,
wibble!
David |
david1975
Joined: Apr 05, 2004
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you go get em grap by the short and curlies they listen then who do they think they are they are paid to provide a service they should cry out how high when you say jump but on a good note join orange much better i even think o2 have sorted them sevles to let everyone know how it goes |
batesie
Joined: Feb 13, 2004
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From: London, UK
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On 2005-04-27 00:11:01, floatlite wrote:
Ring ring, ring ring
Hello Mr Bush?
Your looking for the following co ords
Newbury, Berkshire.
X:381300m
Y:126200m
Lat:51:02:06N (51.035)
Lon:2:16:07W (-2.2685)
I hear they are hiding some WMD (What Monthly Direct debit) in the filing cabinet 3rd floor. I suggest a full pre-emptive tactical nuclear strike.
Bye then.
.....this would work, but of course, the Evil Empire Vodafone, have foiled the plan using Electronic Countermeasures, they barred the phone line.
Ahhhhhhh, if it wasn't for those perky kids!
David
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floatlite
Joined: Jan 23, 2002
Posts: 486
From: Glasgow
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Whlst I am in a ripping mood, here's a joke
A man walks in his bedroom with a sheep under his arm. His wife is in bed reading a book.
The man says "This is the pig I have too have sex with when you have a headache"
The wife says "I think you'll find that's not a pig. it's a sheep"
The man says "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you"
Made me chuckle. |
Toney_Ericsson
Joined: Feb 20, 2005
Posts: > 500
From: United Kingdom
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This doesnt surprise me from Vodacrap. They tryed messing me about ages ago but I put them right and told them I dont get this kind of crap with o2 and infact I get a better deal with o2 so youve lost another customer you usless C**TS and hung up happy as larry and stayed with o2 ever since:-) o2 on-line im sure would do you a much better deal than vodacrap could ever offer.
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Wirral Bagpuss
Joined: Feb 09, 2004
Posts: 246
From: Liverpool, UK
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Even Yoda does not do Voda, he uses Orange instead  |
Miss UK
Joined: Jan 11, 2003
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lol and to think I nearley ended up workin for vodafone many yrs ago.. luckily interview went wrong hehe Ps. we have a voda place in b'ham
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Jake Blues
Joined: May 24, 2004
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am i the only 1 who thinks u SHOULDNT rip in2 them?!
its not the person @ the end of the phones fault, its the idiots all the way above him that make the rules!
by all means be assertive and strong, but dont blame the poor guy for everything from your cat dying 10 years ago to the war in iraq!!
i know what its like to be sworn at and blamed for everything thats not in my control.
its not nice.
[ This Message was edited by: Nature on 2005-04-27 03:10 ] |
Residentevil
Joined: Feb 29, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Raccoon City, USA
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Actually, it is the management who hires ppl with brains the size of a pea. That is their brain after you blow it up. 
Tough times don't last, tough people do!
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dancingfate
Joined: Sep 25, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Jakarta, Indonesia
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Thanks God, there is no Vodaphone here...
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Dragonfly_TP
Joined: Aug 11, 2004
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From: Belgium
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Such a senseless aggression against a company... |
david1975
Joined: Apr 05, 2004
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its not the person on the end of the phone that is at fault its usually the person who is supposed to be a manager and know better and have some sort of customer relation training which very rarely happens |
Dragonfly_TP
Joined: Aug 11, 2004
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From: Belgium
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well these things happen, it's sad, but it does not happen often or everywhere at vodafone. Here in the Netherlands Vodafone has the best customerservice 3 years in a row now. But here sometines unpleasand things happen. You get up, you don't feel fine, but you go to work (because you don't want to loose your job) and you get yelled at customes for apperantly no reason, just because they are in a bad mood. Like yesterday I had a customer on the phone who has to pay € 80 for data. He was really mad and no way he was going to pay for that. He wanted to know what that € 80 was for. I will quote the customer: Data? I don't know what data is. Vodafone live? No idea what you are taling about. Internet? I have no idea how to use internet. Content? No you are mistaken, I don't know how to download games and ringtones. My phone can't connect to vlive and I don't play games (he's using a V800).
This way the customer tried to get me to credit the € 80. I started cursing and demanded to speak to a supervisor. I said he just has to pay it. I said have a nice day and I hung op the phone. He called again after it and he said he got very bad treated by someone from the callcentre (me) and he got to speak to a supervisor. The supervisor said he will be barred if he doesn't pay and send a complaint letter.
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