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Oogamous

Joined: Aug 14, 2004
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Posted: 2005-04-22 14:07

@scot- no problem, thanks.
I also remember this post by switchbitch, if i'm not mistaken about 'james bond using his p800 in real life'.. It was a funny scenario... Let me see if i can find that one..

[ This Message was edited by: Oogamous on 2005-04-22 13:16 ]

tranquil

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Posted: 2005-04-22 20:19

I find Masseur and me having our Mod Wars quite entertainig.
(Don't you agree old man?)

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gbrooks3

Joined: Jun 02, 2003
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Posted: 2005-04-22 20:35

Scotsboy is most definatly the facaesious heart of Esato

Because the platform sends bogus messages while charging, that is why!!!..But why this change of heart?..We sense a charger connected, oops, we will not shut down after all!!!..*********************** UI BASIC, HOLD YOUR HORSES

Yazan24

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Posted: 2005-04-22 20:46

I find most jokes here not witty, but mostly corny and cheezy, although there are some nice ones. But very rare.

whizkidd

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Posted: 2005-04-22 22:05

That whacky thread created by some_one_100 was hilarious!

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Oogamous

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Posted: 2005-04-23 06:22

I liked this post, regarding what would happen if James Bond used His P900 in real life, rather than the instaneous way depicted in the film with the North Korean Enemy..(Die Another day?)..
I liked it, because i have a P910 and i can relate well with the realistic difficulties mentioned...

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On 2003-11-21 17:58:42, switchbitch wrote:
yea the original clip which got canned used the usual interface; the bad guy takes the photo, but forgets that he had assigned the camera button to sman. so he has to remove the stylus, and try to open the communicam app but realises the bluejack module is running, and (unusually) the stack has decided to hang. so he goes to control panel>connections>bluetooth>settings, but the phone freezes and he has to remove the battery, put it back in and restart the phone. {Welcome to orange.mp4}.
20 seconds later, he is prompted for his pin which he enters. another 10 seconds later and 3, 4, 5 or 6 clicks notify him of network connection and hes ready to go again. so back into sman, disable hotkey, into communicam and take picture. ok now thats done its time to send it. send as>MMS. select contact>(evil villain intent on world domination)>send. establishing connection via GPRS........ "No record found of the required DNS type or class." Dammit he thinks, as he walks in circles for a better network signal.... back into pictures... what was it again?.... 3UYJ0009 thats it! send as MMS here we go again..... sending MMS excellent. it gets to 94% then says "your request for a service could not be fulfilled. please contact your operator if the problem persists." oh shit of course, i cant send a picture bigger than 100k stupid wap shit. ill have to email it. back into pictures, select, send as, EMAIL. lets see if this works...... establishing connection via GPRS... connected to SMTP.mail.evilvillain.com, so far so good.... "the SMTP server refused to allow a connection. please check your account settings in the control panel." F*CK F*CK, F*CK!
Not very james bond really is it?

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