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vanquish
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From: Wor Newcastle Phone: V600i
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i like chickens!
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Qoastro
Joined: Feb 15, 2005
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On 2005-04-22 06:03:00, whizkidd wrote:
Someone post a pic please! 
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Yeah post a picture taken with your phone WHILE you use the phones light to see through the finger.... If you manage to do that you're very flexible lol 
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the_poet
Joined: Nov 02, 2004
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From: Big Rock in Irish Sea famous f
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SE unveils new medical body scanning technique using flashlights from mobile phones, turn you into a crispy critter. Lol
Just to make light of the subject 
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ten18
Joined: Nov 27, 2004
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To make even more light of the subject, this is what jagger sees:
 new MBSTUFFMP (medical body scanning technique using flashlights from mobile phones) works quite well and is compatible with all flashlight handsets. you just need to install the drivers.
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you like chickens or chicken burgers?
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Cycovision
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'MBSTUFFMP (medical body scanning technique using flashlights from mobile phones) works quite well and is compatible with all flashlight handsets. you just need to install the drivers.'
Absolutely correct, except that SE have just sold the rights to Microsoft. This means that MDSTUFFMP is now subject to a thirty-day trial period after which the software will only scan the little finger of the left hand and only for a period of five seconds at a time.
Users are advised that after the trial, they must purchase a license from Microsoft for each individual finger that they wish to scan; it is illegal to use a single license on multiple fingers. Users must also have access to a full internet connection in order to activate their fingers online. Lending your MDSTUFFMP to other people is strictly prohibited, unless you have previously purchased a full multiple-digit license from Microsoft.
Users are also advised to only buy legitimate replacement flash bulbs which carry the Microsoft Windows Finger Edition logo. The use of bootleg flash bulbs will void your license and could cause your fingers to turn green and fall off.
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Qoastro
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Hahaha 
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the_poet
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I thought that under that licence in the interests of all humankind the middle finger is not party to any agreement as you would not then be able to give it to the software supplier when the first DIGITAL installation failed . rofl. |
Cycovision
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Ahhh, no. Billy's got that one wrapped up. The middle finger of either hand is free to partake in any activity as long as it results in the successful completion of a license agreement or in someway facilitates the statutory increase in Microsoft's profits.
Anyone who uses their middle finger in an unacceptable way, such as sticking it up in an obscene gesture towards any member of Microsoft's senior management is liable to have it cut off and inputted into a bi-gender, cavenous, internal body part that is normally reserved for output only.
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vanquish
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i like fluffy chickens!
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the_poet
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@ vanquish
OK I'll bite (pardon the pun)
not THAT ringtone and ad that is currently besmirching our television adland
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ten18
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hows this for a license agreement? 
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Cycovision
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Hmmmm, my thoughts entirely.
I hope you used the pro version to scan that entire hand, you're only allowed to use the standard edition to scan a maximum of three veins 
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the_poet
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@ ten18
Sorry my connection was refused to view the image 
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Qoastro
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@ten18
Scan THIS Microsoft!
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the_poet
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@Qoastro
Was there an image there or was I meant to play mouseover the hidden link (nope its sunday am. just got it !)
@ten18 V impressive !!!
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Posted: 2005-04-23 14:22
Download and watch it 
