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Lynx69 Joined: Feb 22, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: [ENGLAND] PM |
Nope i dont think you should.
Due to popular demand, i will be compiling a diagnosis and a cure for TrigLynx soon.
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Residentevil Joined: Feb 29, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Raccoon City, USA PM, WWW
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On 2004-11-24 20:53:57, Lynx69 wrote:
Well, basically, you may catch a fever once or twice in Esato:
I would explain it in a lot of detail but i can't be bothered
The phase is officialyl called TrigLynx, or even better namechangephobia.
If caught, TrigLynx will give you the urge to change your username....if very bad it can make you keep changing your mind.
I will provide more details on request,
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Lynx it is called adolescence.
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Lynx69 Joined: Feb 22, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: [ENGLAND] PM |
SICK!!!!!!
Im going to tell my mummy.
Your just jealous that you dont have it.
Diagnostic will be up soon.
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50Cent Joined: Nov 08, 2003 Posts: > 500 From: ...whatever psycho!!! PM |
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On 2004-11-24 21:28:30, Lynx69 wrote:
Diagnostic will be up soon.
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tick tock
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50Cent Joined: Nov 08, 2003 Posts: > 500 From: ...whatever psycho!!! PM |
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On 2004-11-24 21:46:04, 50Cent wrote:
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On 2004-11-24 21:28:30, Lynx69 wrote:
Diagnostic will be up soon.
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tick tock
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a few days later...........
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methylated_spirit Joined: Jul 07, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Bonnie Scotland PM |
He's working on it!
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Lynx69 Joined: Feb 22, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: [ENGLAND] PM |
With the help of my doctor, Dr Meths, we have compiled a diagnostic for TrigLynx:
Triglynx (triggusidiotiasmaximuslynxius) is a newly discovered condition, although its suspected that it has been around for a long time in some form or other. It occurs mostly amongst internet chatroom and discussion forum users, although cases have been reported amongst diminutive Eightie's pop singers. What exactly triggers it, no one knows, but it is believed to be linked to Halliwell Syndrome, a terrible debilitating disease, sufferers of which has an insane, uncontrollable urge to want to fit in and be popular. Invariably they fail, and die a horrible, friendless death.
Symptoms include manic depressiveness, a lapse in sexual activity, and eating gross amounts of fatty foods. Also, sufferers have been know to repeat a strange phrase over and over, almost a chant. It goes something like this:
"whyhasntlaffenpmdme whyhasntlaffenpmdme
whyhasntlaffenpmdme" and so on, until the sufferer falls into a deep sleep, and eventually dies.
There is no cure, as of yet. Unfortunately, many people do succumb to this horrible condition, a minor reprieve can be give, which is changing their username, but it only lasts for around 3 months, before the symptoms begin again, and the chanting can be heard.
We are working on the cure and are very close to cracking this mystery, as soon as we have we will anounce it.
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tranquil Joined: Dec 15, 2001 Posts: > 500 From: Oslo, Norway PM |
OK, I think Laffen will sort out what needs to be sorted in due time.
This topic has gone a wee bit of topic now.
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