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mince-inside
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Posted: 2004-08-29 21:12
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OK my number 1 worst job was also at the vets, this day involved helping a vet at a big sheep farm in the Cheviot Hills - fertility testing the tups. What made things worse the farm hand who would have normally assisted was head butted in the lower abdomen by a tup bursting his bowel and he was in intensive care fighting septicaemia!
So, fertility testing requires the collection of semen, this is done by inserting an electroejaculator into the tub's rectum and pressing a button, the shock would cause to tub to go on the tips of it's hooves and ejaculating, this was not my job. My job was to 'catch the batch' in a test tube lying on the ground getting kicked and stood on and butted. Although on the plus side the backs of my hands are lovely and soft to this day Character building.

PS No @meths I cannot get you an electroejeculator
themarques
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Posted: 2004-12-24 17:48
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Worst had to be working in an Optical Lab for a year man, I suffered I had a ***kin permenant flu due to the damn fumes and gases. And when there glasses were late the blind bast***s would scream at you as if you were sitting in the Ritz having tea. So if you ever got your spectacles an they where off axis well that might have been due to me screwing them up..on your behalf.
DJcreamz
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Posted: 2005-01-14 17:02
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At a Enginerring plant, i got the job thru an agency man it was poor and some little sh*t was my boss he was about 2 years younger than me and thought he was some sort of manerging director i started at 6.30 and quit at 10
fatreg
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Posted: 2005-01-15 00:46
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ive onyl ever had one job

and its quite kushty!

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Posted: 2005-01-15 01:11
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@ Fatrg...why what do you do?
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EastCoastStar
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Posted: 2005-01-15 08:25
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my two worst jobs were... delivering phone books... it wasnt hard or anything... just way boring to drive around and walk up to each door, and put a phonebook at their door. and the other worst one was... working as a roofer, re roofing roofs. that sucked!! im only 18 too... that was one hell of a job! once... i helped someone remove and build a new septic tank... that was literally.. a crappy job hahahahaha

now i work at pacific sunwear (surf clothing store in malls)

@Vlammetje... what do u mean?? your job confused me kind of. what did u work for?

[ This Message was edited by: eastcoaststar on 2005-01-15 07:26 ]
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Posted: 2005-01-15 08:33
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Incident: counted goats. It was horrible as they were moving like molecules.

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EastCoastStar
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Posted: 2005-01-15 09:02
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that would drive me nutssss
id tie em all to the fence, count them, then let em go
nickorooster
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Posted: 2005-01-15 16:19
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Mince..... Ewwwwww. Images of "Serving Sara" and "Road Trip" are popping into my mind.

Well, my worst job has to be the one i had most recently. Waitrose. It wasn't bad, its just my worst. Before that I worked in Blockbuster in Perth (free rentals, ok pay, good people to talk to, laugh at those who rented porn) and Wembley Golf Course (also Perth) (Got to drive an un-restricted golf-buggy REALLY fast around the drving range dodging balls etc to ferry the balls from the tractor [picker-upperer] to the Pro Shop.)

There you go!

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mince-inside
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Posted: 2005-01-17 13:00
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Quote:

On 2005-01-15 01:11:18, JiggyJaggy wrote:
@ Fatrg...why what do you do?



He's posted a pic and he works for a phone company

Yodaphone

I think..
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