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Caveman
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Posted: 2003-03-27 14:19
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Sticking two pencils or similarly pointed objects into your nostrils, then banging them against a hard surface would be painful if not fatal
pachy
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Posted: 2003-03-27 18:28
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@cyanx7, i know one thing, having painfull things happen makes a person appreciate the gift of life
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Posted: 2003-03-27 18:44
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that's sadly right... how blind can we get, Pachy?... it's pure irony.
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Posted: 2003-03-27 20:41
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On 2003-03-27 14:16, Andy. wrote:
The most painful thing i have been through is having the top of my finger sewn up after a very bad, deep cut, the worst part was because i had had quite a lot to drink (hence the accident) the anaesthetic did not work. So as it was being sewn up i felt every stitch going into and out of the end of my finger.




don't they check for alcohol before giving it to you?
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Andy.
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Posted: 2003-03-28 15:04
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Nope No checks they just said ohhh that looks bad, that will need stitching. I guess because it was about 2am and it was busy (it was a weekend) they just patch you up and send you home asap.

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Posted: 2003-03-28 15:07
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lol ok
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Posted: 2003-04-03 07:39
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Sliding down a 50 foot razor blade using your balls as breaks and landing in a pool of lemon juice.

Is that painful enuff for ya????
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Posted: 2003-04-03 09:00
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i guess it would hurt...
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Posted: 2003-04-05 10:03
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what's this? jackass?
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Posted: 2003-04-08 08:41
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Posted: 2003-04-08 09:11
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a friend of mine was drinking a soda then all of a sudden he had to release a cough, then the soda he was drinking came out of his nose. and that's one painful thing. just a contribution. no need to react.
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Posted: 2003-04-08 10:06
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ouch!! i mean ouch.....
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