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The Words Of The Wise Thread |
Mr.BJ
Joined: Jan 03, 2003
Posts: 113
From: Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
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this is what single guy ( like me ) well say:
Life without Wife..... Like Fifty with Five
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cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
Posts: 228
From: Porto, Portugal
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ok, fij... i'll try to compensate u on that:
"we have nothing to fear, but fear itself." - Winston Churchill (?)
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity...  I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH!  Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister...  |
neilgoth
Joined: Dec 10, 2002
Posts: 385
From: Pelepens
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''You could pick your friends, You could pick your nose. But you cannot pick your friend's nose'' =p
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fijbert
Joined: Dec 26, 2002
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From: Montreal / Beirut
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The heart has reason that reason has not
Nobody is perfect, I am nobody, therefore I am perfect |
jellyellie
Joined: Dec 27, 2002
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From: England
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'I can resist everything except temptation' some guy called Oliver, can't remember his surname... ah... too late, bedtime for me
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d' fuhrer
Joined: Feb 26, 2003
Posts: 163
From: the wolf's lair
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most of the time we do not know the things we are doing or about to do is wrong. |
Froddan
Joined: Jan 18, 2002
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most of the time we do not know the things we are doing or about to do is wrong.
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And the sad thing is that we never learn by our mistakes, that's why history repeats itself. |
indigo_jill
Joined: Feb 10, 2003
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"Watch your thoughts, they become your words
Watch your words, they become your actions
Watch your actions, they become your habits
Watch your habits, they become your character..."  |
cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
Posts: 228
From: Porto, Portugal
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"this is not about democracy of Iraq, this is about destroying the country" Ivan Ivanov (Russian minister of foreign affairs - ? )
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The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity... 
I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH!
Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister... 
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adolfo
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
Posts: 133
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\"Show me your friends and l will tell you what kind of person you are!\" Jose Rizal
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lazarini
Joined: May 08, 2002
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god must like us crazy people thats why he made so many of us ...
RAMBO III  |
Del
Joined: Jan 11, 2003
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From: Kent, UK
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When push comes to shove, withdraw and think of Clair short !!!
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parvski
Joined: Nov 11, 2002
Posts: 325
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this is quite old, but i like:
QUICK MANAGEMENT COURSE
Lesson One
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow & asked him, "Can I also sit like you & do nothing all day Long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson?
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson Two
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Management Lesson?
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Lesson Three
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Management Lesson?
1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
hope it made u
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triggerbokie
Joined: Mar 24, 2003
Posts: 136
From: UP Diliman
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Never let ur educ8n hinder ur learnin.
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indigo_jill
Joined: Feb 10, 2003
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"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime." -- Chinese Proverb |
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