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Jeremy Beadle dies ( |
DickySnapples
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VW will pay tribute to the star by producing a limited edition beetle
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methylated_spirit
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I'm going to give him a small hand.
I meant applause, you sicko
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Nanu
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Apparently as a small child Beadle had an aspiration to be a professional Poker player, but was dealt a bad hand at an early age which shattered his illusion! 
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leeboy13
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 beadles taking a pounding! |
procterdc
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Heaven better watch out cos, Beadle's about doo doo doo doo
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RIP
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DickySnapples
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God had big aspirations for beadle.wanted him to be his right hand man. Beadle thought he was taking the piss and knocked him out |
pmerryman
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The great man passed away at 6.30pm. in other words, when the big hand was next to the small hand. |
DickySnapples
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he was found dead next to a single glove. Detectives don't know the cause of death but suspect the glove had a small hand in it
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Nanu
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That reminds me of the tale about Beadle when he was younger and his mother discovered a half eaten trifle in the refrigerator, she beckoned Jeremy down the stairs and upon spotting the trifle on his sleeve, she knew her suspicions were right regarding it's disappearance, he had had a small hand in it!
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Nanu
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The will is currently being deciphered as it was written in short hand, and Mrs Beadle is currently undecided what to do regarding the funeral she would like to have a lavish do, but on the other hand thinks a small finger buffet would be more appropriate!
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DickySnapples
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DickySnapples
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Jeremy Beadles wife is furious about the amount of abuse he is getting.
she said she is not pointing any fingers, mind you neither was he !
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PeterKay
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You guys
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Nanu
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All joking apart though to die at 59 he really was dealt a bad hand. . . . . . . .
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Posted: 2008-01-31 11:15
