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fatevdestiny
Joined: Oct 22, 2007
Posts: 336
From: Glasgow
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Muhummad-Oli he is the man
couldnt lift his ass off the can
Haha thats my attempt 
I'm more Dr Pepper than Dr Dre lol
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Cycovision
Joined: Nov 30, 2003
Posts: > 500
From: England
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Yo, what's with this guy dissin me and Dr. Pepper?
leavin me in the corner all alone like a lepper?
Thinkin: "Hey, man, he's trying to take all that I have"
'Cos he thinks I'm a rapper but I'm only a chav so,
Take your bling, your car and your rhyme and
Wrap it up and stick it where the sun don't shine
'Cos the Cyco's here for y'all to see
And that's gonna be your fate of destiny!
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leeboy13
Joined: Sep 28, 2005
Posts: > 500
From: Brissle - dodgy accients
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check out dis man cyco,
surely he be writng many a typo,
his hair is long,
he must hit the bong,
someone give dat boy a gun,
we'll see a whole lotta fun! |
Cycovision
Joined: Nov 30, 2003
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From: England
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Yeah, stalking around like a cat in the alley
ripping up the mike on the hill and in the valley
yo, leeboy rules with his rhymes running deep
but only in the winter when there aren't any sheep
like his wellies, stuck in the mud and subdued
He think's hes rapping clever but he's just being rude
calls it old skool, yeah but it 'aint got no soul
Cos he's busy munching leeks and digging up coal.
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Muhammad-Oli
Joined: Jun 13, 2004
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From: The NZ of L
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On 2008-01-25 13:27:57, fatevdestiny wrote:
I'm more Dr Pepper than Dr Dre lol
fatevdestiny? yeah well I choose fate.
Your fate is to lose this rap battle, mate.
My rhymes float like a butterfly and sting like a bee,
Now nobody here can beat Muhummad-Oli,
Your way too slow thats why you can't catch me,
I'll tell you why you're not quick, fatevdestiny:
Coz I used to read your name, first syllable fat.
You're just like Dr. Pepper, yeah your notes are flat.
As always, I'm just joking 
Cheers.
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fatevdestiny
Joined: Oct 22, 2007
Posts: 336
From: Glasgow
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Haha am taking a beating here 
Thats it am leaving. 
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Muhammad-Oli
Joined: Jun 13, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: The NZ of L
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Cycovision yeah, he seems to rhyme with ease,
But really making those rhymes must be a breeze.
Just stick some words together on the same line, then,
Put down some more words making sure they rhyme, and,
Hopefully someone will think it sounds cool, but,
This guy sounds like he's straight outta Ice T's rap school!
See, when you write rhymes they gotta make sense,
Otherwise your sh*t gets slammed up against a fence!
Oh! 
EDIT: Spelling.
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Cycovision
Joined: Nov 30, 2003
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From: England
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Clashing with Oli? "oh gee man, I'm sorry" but winning this battle is like taking a lolly
from a kid; cos you see that his rhymes are just folly
it's raining outside side, hey mom, where's my brolly?
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Bonnie Scotland
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Yo Yo Yo his name is cycovision
It's him that I am dissin'
He's always on a mission
To dress in ladies fashion (shoehorn time!)
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
Cycovision
Joined: Nov 30, 2003
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From: England
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Fashion? I dress with a passion but ration my verse,
to fit in my bag with my new gucci purse
but yo, this guy meths he just lets it all out
in a shout, wriggles his bum and goes making a pout
lettin you know that he's ready for you,
to go to the bar and buy his special brew
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Muhammad-Oli
Joined: Jun 13, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: The NZ of L
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Methylated Spirit,
You can tell he isn't with it.
On his ass is where I'll pin it, coz,
Anyone can see,
Hes just a donkey,
Droning around like fatevdestiny.
Yeah he rhymes even worse than Cyco,
Couldn't even get to places I go,
With my rhymes coz they're so much better,
Carry this on and your faces will only get redder.
Break it down now!
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mosdelln
Joined: Aug 08, 2006
Posts: 383
From: Northampton, UK
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Muhammad_Oli,
Oh my dayz,
you are a cheap immitation,
watch out for the sting,
im quick and you know it,
so watch out for me,
im Mosdelln
Watch out................Im the Bee!!!
......abit weak i know
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nocky
Joined: Dec 09, 2007
Posts: 76
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mosdelln that hardly rhyme
u should realy take your time
maybe then it'll be as good as mine
my lyrics ar are class
you should consider givein rapin a pass
otherwise youll be kissin my ass
lol just a bit of fun wb
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Adz21
Joined: May 05, 2005
Posts: 112
From: Harrogate, uk
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So this guy nocky be coming out cocky,
banging out rhymes, ill give you two times.
you wont beat me, i'm the esato G!
lyrically smooth, check out these lines!
So sort your life out and build me a shrine
you're on the decline,I'm here to refine
this rap shits mine you best go resign
you suffer to know, try even harder to see
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mosdelln
Joined: Aug 08, 2006
Posts: 383
From: Northampton, UK
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Ohhh my god nocky,
You rhyme like a girl, but thats OK
with a username like nocky....watch out im Rocky!
ill give you a left, ill give you a right,
ive got rhymes to cuss you all night!
youll go down in less than 5 rounds,
but what do they say???
nocky your the clown!
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