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Danny_BFC
Joined: Jun 18, 2006
Posts: 499
From: Barnsley, Phone,
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Only milkshakes with aeroplanes served inside them support the mighty reds!
(Barnsley) 
Ok heres one.
Scottt, Bums and toilets
Im not fussed about phones/gadgets no more. If im online im in the Non-Mobile discussion  |
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goldenface
Joined: Dec 17, 2003
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From: Liverpool City Centre
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Scottt applied for a job in a store which sold toilets made for the most particular of bums.
Hockey. Peculiar. Doughnut.
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Cycovision
Joined: Nov 30, 2003
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From: England
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The ice hockey player thought it rather peculiar to use a frozen doughnut instead of a puck.
limp, shred and coagulate
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goldenface
Joined: Dec 17, 2003
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From: Liverpool City Centre
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After PC Connor explained to Mrs Proctor that there wasn't a shred of evidence to explain why her cat's tail had gone limp, the look she gave him almost caused his blood to coagulate.
Rancid. Dragon. Quicker.
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Adz21
Joined: May 05, 2005
Posts: 112
From: Harrogate, uk
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Tim armstrong from Rancid thought he could chase the dragon quicker than Lars Frederiksen but failed.
Washing machine, tubular bells, pen knife
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I care so much and not at all about every living breath The sadness of this sentience, a sentence to my death.
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Cycovision
Joined: Nov 30, 2003
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From: England
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Mike Oldfield's latest attempt to create an innovative musical instrument out of an old washing machine for his forthcoming album, Tubular bells 3, fell flat after he found that his pen knife was too blunt to remove the rubber seals.
swimbladder, oscilloscope, pancake
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goldenface
Joined: Dec 17, 2003
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From: Liverpool City Centre
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Through swollen eyes he watched the oscilloscope beep and respirator pancake up and down and he swore from then on that it was the last time he'd tell the mother-in-law she had a face like a ruptured swimbladder.
Sausage. Moderator. Reindeer.
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Cycovision
Joined: Nov 30, 2003
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From: England
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HaHaHa! Excellent!
Laffen's reindeer took a turn for the worse after eating an undercooked sausage forcing him to delegate the job of transport duties to a moderator.
Eclectic, psychedelic, osteoporosis
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goldenface
Joined: Dec 17, 2003
Posts: > 500
From: Liverpool City Centre
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As he careers towards old age, Ozzy Osbourne, recollecting the eclectic mix of psychedelic and mind-bending substances he has consumed, views osteoporosis as the least of his worries.
Tectonic, refund and windpipe.
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Cycovision
Joined: Nov 30, 2003
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From: England
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Cyco's claim for compensation after a sweet become lodged in his windpipe during an earthquake was swiftly denied by the courts after the judge ruled that "sudden tectonic plate shifts were an act of god and therefore the defendant was in no way responsible." He was instead offered a full refund.
prism, artichoke, leg
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NightBlade
Joined: Jul 29, 2007
Posts: > 500
From: Nessebar, Bulgaria
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There was an artichoke and a mechanical leg in the big glass prism, in the middle of the National Museum of Oddities.
Telepathy-Bread-Consecrated
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Cycovision
Joined: Nov 30, 2003
Posts: > 500
From: England
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After the loaf of bread started using it's powers of telepathy for evil deeds, the Priest was called to perform an exorcism and bury it in consecrated ground.
Impede, statutory, match
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Adz21
Joined: May 05, 2005
Posts: 112
From: Harrogate, uk
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I tried my best to impede the courts progress with mystery witnesses but the judge had no other choice but to hand out the statutory maximum sentence for setting fire to the queens hair with a match.
translation, impending, oscillate
you suffer to know, try even harder to see
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Cycovision
Joined: Nov 30, 2003
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From: England
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The impending Oscars ceremony looked likely to turn into a fiasco after the Dyslexic language expert's wrong translation of the script meant that the host announced the arrival of a famous "oscillate" instead of a famous "socialite"
Spectrum, probe, equity
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goldenface
Joined: Dec 17, 2003
Posts: > 500
From: Liverpool City Centre
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LMAO
A probe has been launched after an administrator in London Zoo used a large chunk of the organisations equity to manufacture jerseys for chameleons in every colour of the spectrum, as he wasn't sure what colour they prefered.
Ladder, evaporate, orbital.
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