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animals at war - whos the strongest - who will win? |
leeboy13
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From: Brissle - dodgy accients
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the fight is on - ive drawn an artists impression of the ruckuss!
why oh why did i use paint.......... if we get enough interest out of thsi thread i will start doing cool photoshop ones  |
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batesie
Joined: Feb 13, 2004
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my Stealth Cloaking Super Ant can invade and disrupt all other esatonian superpowers unoticed...
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leeboy13
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From: Brissle - dodgy accients
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@ batsie: i will crush him with my one legged pigeon! muhuhhuhuh!
how will you counteract that one?  |
Cycovision
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I'm afraid not. My scorpion with a bucket of oil would be able to quickly ground your eagle and, being a scorpion, it will be able to resist the intense radiation after the nuclear blast.
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leeboy13
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From: Brissle - dodgy accients
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would i be aloud to change my animal to King Kong with a bannana?
I ahve a good feeling about king kong!  |
OluYom
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On 2006-05-05 13:34:15, Cycovision wrote:
I'm afraid not. My scorpion with a bucket of oil would be able to quickly ground your eagle
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Not fair  My eagle is supposed to be out of reach of your scorpion. But ok - since my eagle is supposedly dead now or something; can I get another animal? 
PS: I used to be known as AYA |
leeboy13
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right i got the weapon for my pigeon as i feel that king kong will not be allowed.... my pigeon (1 legged) is back sporting a thundercats sword, this would give teh pigeon 'sight beyond sight' making him bloody ard! also he would be able to call the other thundercats along with their tank! hooorah! |
methylated_spirit
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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I've just found a chimpanzee and a bucket of turds in the cupboard! Rock on!
My machete-toting squirrel is lethal, i reckon it could bound over your snake-thrower and slash it into mush before your pathetic worm could even turn round...
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Cycovision
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Aha! But you've made a critical mistake by choosing a red squirrel. My grey squirrel armed with a pair of nunchu... nunchakk... nunchi err... those two sticks attatched to a length of chain will quickly overtake your red squirrels natural habitat in a matter of decades, confining it to small areas of kent or something.
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leeboy13
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i friken love the ramdoness of this thread! |
leeboy13
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ah - got ya both... my pigeon shits nut like objects which fools the squirals into believing that my pigeon is a tree which produces nuts, giving my pigoen the oppertunity strike!!!!!!! thunder, thunder, thunde cats - hooooooooo! |
methylated_spirit
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Ahhh, but that small area of Kent is our amarillo, er, armadillo, erhm, *cough* alamo! Yeah, thats the one...Anyway, we shall defend this! From above, pigeons dropping ammonia-laced bombs, and from ground level, teenage mutant ninja grey squirrels, we shall defend ourselves! All we want is a plot of tree we can homestead in and play with our nuts.
BTW, who is the artist? Must be very brave to get that close to such a heated battle, and to capture it in such detail! I'm impressed...
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Cycovision
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Ha! You forget my army of red ants. Their bites produce formic acid which will quickly react with your alkali ammonia bombs to produce vast quantities of salt, which will effortlessly dispose of those bothersome UN peace-keeping slugs.
Once done, my poodles will have no trouble securing your pitiful area of rural kent using just a small pen knife, and maybe a packet or two of after dinner mints.
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methylated_spirit
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Alas, i have been vanquished! My bale of straw and Lenny Henry dvd (OOOOOOOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!) are no match for your after eight mints!
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jack77777
Joined: Apr 11, 2006
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a pigeon tied to a nuclear bomb.
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Posted: 2006-05-05 13:21
