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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
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From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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Up and down first to clean ya gums man. You dont want gingervitis do you.
Edit:Where's the night shift boy?
Where's our bluechip client? Hope he's not stuck in some bitch that decided to run off whilst clamped tight
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Yeah but, its like "no, johhny *SLAP* not side to side, up and down" Its not exactly endagering anyone is it? Your gums still get done side-to-side IMHO
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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mince, which "implementation coordination assistant" did you go for?
EDIT: Not much chance of that happening to HIM lol
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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
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From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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None... Getting one more one Thursday to 'try before I buy'
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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
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From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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Another one on the PM...
Case 2 - Canine dilemma
This was from a gentleman into the hunting, shooting and fishing scene and this sorry dilemma involves his oldest black Labrador "Nelson". Sadly Nelson is now 14 years old and has lost the use of his hind legs and the quandary was whether it's best to shoot the dog in the head as it's the life he's only known or got to the local Veterinary Surgery and have him euthansed.
M&M’s Answer
Neither my friend, simply but a black swimming hat on his head, black flippers front legs and cover Nelson in Vaseline (steady @jojo) and now you have a new pet Seal allowing him to die of old age with a certain level of dignity
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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If he was such a prized pet, go for he lethal injection, then have him stuffed and mounted (steady, jojo). However, you live a certain way, im sure you would want a fitting end. Blow its brains across a field, yeah thats fitting.
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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On 2004-09-09 23:04:03, methylated_spirit wrote:
mince, kim, i need your help. Does it really make a difference if you brush your teeth side-to-side or up-and-down?
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First of all, let me remind you that brushing your teeth is a crucial part of your daily hygiene. However, if you really do want that ¡°Somali smile¡±, the best option is not to brush your teeth at all!
If you MUST, however, I recommend you staple your toothbrush to the wall, apply toothpaste, position your mouth correctly, and listen to some head-banging house music! Have fun!
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Thank you, i think i'll try that. What music do you suggest? AC/DC? The Prodigy? Coldplay?
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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May I suggest some Mozart or brahms, as they really get the party rockin¡¯!
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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bollocks, i've decided. Guns 'n' Roses!
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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whatever floats your boat!
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Guys, another problem! I've got no money to go out, so do i watch only fools and horses dvd, or do i watch Peter kay live dvd?
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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order some good porn and... oh never mind 
Have you heard of Dave Chapelle?
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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I've heard of him, but i dont really know anything about him, who is he?
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