| Author |
The bjerkebanen inventor thread |
Bjerkebanen
Joined: Feb 26, 2002
Posts: > 500
From: El culo del mundo! OSLO NORUEG
PM, WWW
|
yeah maaaan wooooo wooooooo vaseln on bread!!! yeahhh thats the kind of stuff you need in your throut to get throo a day in the hood in Oslo were people are getting raped in the mouth all the time!
ORAL RAPING!
|
|
|
cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
Posts: 228
From: Porto, Portugal
PM |
well, they should knock u're teeth out first, right?
it's a natural defence against that kind of agression... And an efficient one at that!... 
CLACK!!!!!!  AAUURGHHHHHH!!! 
if it's not swallowed it can be sowed back on again...  |
Bjerkebanen
Joined: Feb 26, 2002
Posts: > 500
From: El culo del mundo! OSLO NORUEG
PM, WWW
|
yes thats true!
BTW im the one getting raped in the mout alll the time.
Im a victim of oral raping
|
cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
Posts: 228
From: Porto, Portugal
PM |
boy, i sure bet u could give hump lizard fangs a good use if only u had them... 
well - guess that proves u're not a humpie, after all!
i mean, if u really were - when the rapist aproached, u'd be thinking something like: "sausage, yum!  ", instead of "milk, yuck!  "!!!
that's gotta be good news...
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity...  I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH!  Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister...  |
Bjerkebanen
Joined: Feb 26, 2002
Posts: > 500
From: El culo del mundo! OSLO NORUEG
PM, WWW
|
yes that is true!
I dont like that fluid. But you know you just gada go to your place in the brain.
I just keep telling myself i dont feel. i can stand anything! i can block pain!
If you think it hard enouf you can acsualy dissapeer. And not wake up for like a long time after.
It kind of feels like your going inside yourself and you sitt back and watch out your eyes like they are windows. Im loocking out of windows im safe inside here coz my thought you can never have
|
cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
Posts: 228
From: Porto, Portugal
PM |
that was truly inspiring, bjerkebanen... 
thank u for sharing that thought with me and all the others that read this forum... 
BJERKEBANEN IS THA MAN!!!! 
waittaminute... this was my 500th post!!!!!!!
I'M THA MAN ALSO!!!!!!!!!
and u oldies all know what i WANT!...
(it's rightfully mine - i posted more than 400 posts in the garbage threads... I'M THE GARBAGE MAN!!!! )
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity... I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH! Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister... |
jellyellie
Joined: Dec 27, 2002
Posts: > 500
From: England
PM, WWW
|
you have TOTALLY lost me
*is lost*
www.jellyellie.com |
JwY
Joined: Dec 03, 2002
Posts: 500
From: Canada GTA
PM |
oddly enough
it's garbage day for me today
lol
rebirth. |
cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
Posts: 228
From: Porto, Portugal
PM |
EVERYDAY IS GARBAGE DAY!!!!
@ellie: why u lost?...
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity... I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH! Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister... |
Bjerkebanen
Joined: Feb 26, 2002
Posts: > 500
From: El culo del mundo! OSLO NORUEG
PM, WWW
|
maybe ellie went iside her head! And she is loocking out the eyes and she dosent wana go back hence lost!
|
cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
Posts: 228
From: Porto, Portugal
PM |
yeah... maybe it's an ice hockey player suffering spasm... she was perhaps brutalized the last time she played... 
if u want help, i'm here 4 u ellie... 
(no pm stuff - i'm a frontal guy)
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity... I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH! Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister... |
Bjerkebanen
Joined: Feb 26, 2002
Posts: > 500
From: El culo del mundo! OSLO NORUEG
PM, WWW
|
Yeah frontal is best! Even do if it is in the mouth. No one likes that hard rough back feeling.
|
cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
Posts: 228
From: Porto, Portugal
PM |
i gotta hand it to u! u havn't lost that crazy feeling...
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity... I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH! Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister... |
jellyellie
Joined: Dec 27, 2002
Posts: > 500
From: England
PM, WWW
|
lol
well today was rubbish day here too
and i had ice hockey this evening
i kicked the boy's butts
i won at bulldog and i won the race
and i just kick assssssss...
i'm so modest too
www.jellyellie.com |
JwY
Joined: Dec 03, 2002
Posts: 500
From: Canada GTA
PM |
heh
good day.
rebirth. |
|
|
Posted: 2003-03-18 14:32
