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(the garbage king now gives you:) The ressurection of Sanjeev's bump thread... NO BuMpInG allowed!! |
wrecked_porsche
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OK ! OK ! It was a TYPO !!  I meant BIZI OR SOMETHIN' !! 
So, wot's up ? So, U guys BIZIOR sumthin' now ?
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Vlammetje
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I have never been BIZIORsumthin'-er in my life.  somebody pls help.
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wrecked_porsche
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How come U soo BIZIOR sumthin' ? Wot can we do to help ?
isthereanythingicandotohelpyou?
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Vlammetje
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weareclosingourfinancialyear@work. thatiswhywerearesoverybusy. anyandallhelpisappreciated. evenmoralsupportchannelledthruesato. evenabeerinmyhonourwilldo (aslongasicanhaf1too)
besidesi'mallaloneouthereatesatoalmostallday. ifeellonely. thereforeitisnotdistractingmeenuforcheeringmeupenuftogetthruthebastidworkday.
ugetme?
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wrecked_porsche
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yesigetu,stayhereandiwillgiveusomenicelinkstokeepyouawakeok?andcanwestoptypingwithoutspaces?itsdrivinememad...hardtoreadandi'mfeelingtiredalready... 
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cyanx7
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stop that shit!!! 
CHRIST...! 
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity...  I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH!  Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister...  |
Vlammetje
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U're here! 
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cyanx7
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yup!
claudia managed to get the connection going! 
i'm @ home 'cause i have a guy working on a bathroom infiltration problem... he's banging on a wall right now as we speak!
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity... I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH! Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister... |
Vlammetje
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GR8! I will be back in about 45 mins....
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cyanx7
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hurry back!
i have a lot of shit to share! (no offence, brother...)
... and i'm paying 4 internet access this time!!!
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity... I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH! Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister... |
wrecked_porsche
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)
THE
RANGE
OF
8
INCHES
LONG.
THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS
ENJOYED
BY
MEMBERS
OF
BOTH
SEXES.
IS
USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY
LOOSLEY
FOR
INSTANT
ACTION.
IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF
LITTLE
HAIRY
THINGS
AT
ONE
END
AND
SMALL
HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT
IS
INSERTED,
ALMOST
ALWAYS
WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY,
SOMETIMES
QUICKLY,
INTO
A
WARM,
FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE
IT
IS
THRUST
IN
AND
DRAWN
OUT
AGAIN
AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN
SUCCESSION,
OFTEN
QUICKLY
AND
ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.
ANYONE
FOUND
LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY
RECOGNIZE
THE
RHYTHMIC,
PULSING
SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE
WELL
LUBRICATED
MOVEMENTS.
WHEN
FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES
BEHIND
A
JUICY,
FROTHY,
WHITE
STICKY
SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL
NEED
CLEANING FROM
THE
OUTER
SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND
SOME
OF
FROM
ITS
LONG
GLISTENING
SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS
DONE
AND
THE
FLOWING
AND
CLEANSING
LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED
EMANATING,
IT
IS
RETURNED
TO
ITS
FREELY
HANGING STATE OF REST, READY
YET
FOR
ANOTHER
BIT
OF
ACTION,
HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS
BRISTLING
CLIMAX
TWICE
OR
THREE
TIMES A
DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.
WHAT AM I???????
AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY
GUESSED,
THE
ANSWER !
TO
THE
RIDDLE
IS
NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN..........
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TOOTHBRUSH.........
what were you
thinking?
You PERVERT!
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shithappens
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now ain't tat a novel way to 'increase' the number of pages in the post...u hafta try dun ya weed boy??? remember wat happened to all yer bumps...opps!!! i din really mentioned that did i
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wrecked_porsche
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BuMp !! Nvrmind, no harm done !! Say as much as U want !!
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pachy
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@sanjeevjaya, juss like a mMans COCK !
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cyanx7
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i knew the toothbrush routine... nice try, though...
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity... I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH! Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister... |
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Posted: 2003-07-02 15:39
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