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blackspot Joined: Sep 06, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Philippines PM |
... played hide and seek in the garbage section of the death star.
Bobafett always loses because ...
resistance is futile. |
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Leviath Joined: Sep 14, 2005 Posts: > 500 From: PT@IB_PENINSULA LIVIN IN UK PM |
the other guy is shorter...
this is just a bunch of crap, says
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blackspot Joined: Sep 06, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Philippines PM |
... bobafett, as yoda uses his mind control power over him, making him dance like a puppet while singing "Thriller".
Captain Solo came just in time to ...
resistance is futile. |
Leviath Joined: Sep 14, 2005 Posts: > 500 From: PT@IB_PENINSULA LIVIN IN UK PM |
put on a thong and join on the mambo... Unfortunatly Chewbaca was still growing his hair back from the shaving earlier and could not join in.
but
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max_wedge Joined: Aug 29, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Australia PM, WWW
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...Princess Leia was up for it
Wedge antillies had to head off on a deep secret rogues squadron mission to... |
Leviath Joined: Sep 14, 2005 Posts: > 500 From: PT@IB_PENINSULA LIVIN IN UK PM |
the toilette in the death star...
As the party unfolds, wallace and grommit show up to
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mrao Joined: Nov 11, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Mumbai, India PM |
add to the fart festival.
Young Anakin had just landed on Tattoine, when...
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Leviath Joined: Sep 14, 2005 Posts: > 500 From: PT@IB_PENINSULA LIVIN IN UK PM |
he found a cherry on the floor and as he bent over to pick it up, it farted...
It was non other than the famous farting cherry...
However
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Vein Joined: Jun 18, 2005 Posts: > 500 From: Wilts, UK PM |
. . .he ate the cherry and became the farting humanoid with farts that smelt of cherry, this meant that...
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Leviath Joined: Sep 14, 2005 Posts: > 500 From: PT@IB_PENINSULA LIVIN IN UK PM |
Farting had become a pleasent thing for all humanoids not farting the fart....
Farting became compulsory....
The Law was passed throughout the galaxy and soon you could ear the planets rumble...
Was it the Force??? Hell yea... The force is strong with the one with the cherriest fart of them all....
Then they found...
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max_wedge Joined: Aug 29, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Australia PM, WWW
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the strongest jedi of all, Slartybartfast.
The Cherry is strong in this one... |
blackspot Joined: Sep 06, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Philippines PM |
... as Yoda has predicted and Emperor Palpatine feared because none of the newly trained Siths (even Darth Vader) can fart like Slartybartfast.
The Sith lord tried other fruits that can produce the ultimate fart that can defeat the cherry but ...
resistance is futile. |
project86 Joined: May 24, 2005 Posts: 0 PM |
even the mighty baked bean was no match for it. the fact that all farts in the galaxy now smelt like cherries meant that Darth Vader could finally take his anti-fart mask off, freeing to him to scare everyone with his ugly mug.
back on the death star chewbakka realised that he had deep feelings for Grommit, especially since he gave up his cheese eating habbit for fart cherries, and..... |
Leviath Joined: Sep 14, 2005 Posts: > 500 From: PT@IB_PENINSULA LIVIN IN UK PM |
The omnipotent cherry god manifested himself by possessing Princess Leia which left all farting siths impotent to get a hard on...
It was then
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project86 Joined: May 24, 2005 Posts: 0 PM |
that Luke Skywalker came to the rescue of the Siths, after a disagreement with his possessed sister, and gave them tubes of his old,faithful friend, "Deep Heat".
Encouraged by their glowing jewels and sweet smelling farts... |
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