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Leviath Joined: Sep 14, 2005 Posts: > 500 From: PT@IB_PENINSULA LIVIN IN UK PM |
said to mrao, stop drinking so much and farting around, Im out of here cause pubs are the no substitutes to nice punani...
that really lead to...
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mrao Joined: Nov 11, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Mumbai, India PM |
...a great new beer & bean indulgence partnership
mrao would down the beers and Leviath would take care of the beans....
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Leviath Joined: Sep 14, 2005 Posts: > 500 From: PT@IB_PENINSULA LIVIN IN UK PM |
But suddenly all was interrupted by the news planet Earth was going to be destroid,
The cause was this great galactic bum that was attracted to extremely large methane deposits and could at any minute, fart the planet to smiteries...
Unless of course,
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mrao Joined: Nov 11, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Mumbai, India PM |
..... a fart deflection craft could somhow be built and sent into outer space in 48 hours.
As luck would have it, Captain Han Solo was seated in the same bar as mrao and Leviath, with the Millenium Falcon parked outside.......
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Leviath Joined: Sep 14, 2005 Posts: > 500 From: PT@IB_PENINSULA LIVIN IN UK PM |
Chewbaka was getting some massive bean take away and wilst they were distracted I took the MF out for a spin with the fittest biatch in the bar...
Upon my return
What was my surprise to find the fart had not been deflected and the planet was now gone like Bush should be...
This really was leading to
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blackspot Joined: Sep 06, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Philippines PM |
... Leviath waking up, realizing that he has wet his pants with all the excitement in his dreams.
The methane in his stomach started producing wierd sounds when he found out that the beans in the kitchen are ...
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Leviath Joined: Sep 14, 2005 Posts: > 500 From: PT@IB_PENINSULA LIVIN IN UK PM |
part of a Esato group allucination which was caused by the humongous eating of some mushrooms found in a dark cabinet...
They had been like Us kept in the dark and fed bull sh1t..
wilst lighting up a reefa the people
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blackspot Joined: Sep 06, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Philippines PM |
... blew orange and purple smoke that smelled like jumping black beans.
This is a clear sign of ...
resistance is futile. |
Leviath Joined: Sep 14, 2005 Posts: > 500 From: PT@IB_PENINSULA LIVIN IN UK PM |
Madness that was leading us into the single consciosness of
A white purple cloud that turns orange and from somewhere out of the green field that now grow scattered around some blue plants and talking bushes that were complaining about
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mrao Joined: Nov 11, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Mumbai, India PM |
the biggest idiot on the planet being named after them
Meanwhile, Captain Han Solo finished his beans and beer and let out.....
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amawanqa Joined: May 08, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Hornchurch UK & East London SA PM |
..an enormous ripper! Such a profound rectum rumble incinerated all single-cell life forms in a 3 mile radius,
and caused.... |
mrao Joined: Nov 11, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Mumbai, India PM |
...what will hereby be known as a fartquake, which measured a straight 10 on the noxious gases quake scale:p
Chewbacca,however, was finding the climate very pleasant....
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amawanqa Joined: May 08, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Hornchurch UK & East London SA PM |
...as methane was regarded as an aphrodisiac in the Land of the Wookies.
However,Emperor Palpatine's underwear... |
Leviath Joined: Sep 14, 2005 Posts: > 500 From: PT@IB_PENINSULA LIVIN IN UK PM |
Was a little smeared in a runny matter...
Wilst walking a squishing and squashing squelshing of a little more abundante trails running down the inside of his legs....
this was
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SloopJohnB Joined: Oct 28, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: the blue planet PM |
too infatuating for lord vader that, after years of restraing himself in that armor, decided to come out and declare his secret love for chewbacca who reacted...
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