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amawanqa
Joined: May 08, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Hornchurch UK & East London SA
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George W. Bush.
Overdosing on baked beans... |
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Leviath
Joined: Sep 14, 2005
Posts: > 500
From: PT@IB_PENINSULA LIVIN IN UK
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After a great belly ache the barman calls
_It's last round for all freaks!
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Kryptik
Joined: Jun 24, 2005
Posts: > 500
From: Port Elizabeth, S.Africa
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We would've had last rounds too but the baked beans were fighting back
With a massive release of gas...
I'm not superstitious, merely mildly stitious. |
SloopJohnB
Joined: Oct 28, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: the blue planet
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from our asses due to the baked beans overdose.
women driving is... |
blackspot
Joined: Sep 06, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Philippines
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... more hazardous than baked beans or stewed-bat soup.
When one of your passengers tell you how to drive ...
resistance is futile. |
*Jojo*
Joined: Oct 15, 2003
Posts: > 500
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. . . 'am sure he's Fernando Alonso !
I want to buy a new celfone, but . . .
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Leviath
Joined: Sep 14, 2005
Posts: > 500
From: PT@IB_PENINSULA LIVIN IN UK
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The methane build up is so much I found it propels me right past the shop.
I tried not eating beans again but...
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blackspot
Joined: Sep 06, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Philippines
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... it has made irreversible psychological damage already, so what the heck!
Never light a candle near a bean-eater ...
resistance is futile. |
Leviath
Joined: Sep 14, 2005
Posts: > 500
From: PT@IB_PENINSULA LIVIN IN UK
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yes, because the fireworks display could be amazing...
I would have lighted my own gases but
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blackspot
Joined: Sep 06, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Philippines
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... now even matches look like beans to me. 
Too much methane gas in your body could cause ...
resistance is futile. |
Leviath
Joined: Sep 14, 2005
Posts: > 500
From: PT@IB_PENINSULA LIVIN IN UK
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you to become a clone of George w. Bush
The benefits of being a bean addict are..
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blackspot
Joined: Sep 06, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Philippines
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... less budget on food and abundant supply of fuel.
The disadvantages however are ...
resistance is futile. |
amawanqa
Joined: May 08, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Hornchurch UK & East London SA
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...unpopularity in crowded lifts and post office qeues,
as well as...
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Leviath
Joined: Sep 14, 2005
Posts: > 500
From: PT@IB_PENINSULA LIVIN IN UK
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being a total looser wilst being associated with a looser like GWB, but there are better things in live , besides beans like for instance...
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mrao
Joined: Nov 11, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Mumbai, India
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... beer, whiskey and vodka
The build up of bean fuelled gas propelled Leviath right past the mobile phone shop, and he came to a screeching halt at the pub and....
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