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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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whats 200 feet long and stinks of piss?
a conga line in an oldfolks home!
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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shithappens
Joined: Sep 17, 2002
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From: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
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On 2004-10-04 11:00:56, methylated_spirit wrote:
whats 200 feet long and stinks of piss?
a conga line in an oldfolks home!
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but funni as hell nevertheless
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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How many elephants can you fit in a mini?
4, obviously, 2 in the front and 2 in the back.
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ShawO
Joined: Jun 09, 2002
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A note from a daughter to mom
A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Mom,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with John and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion mom, I'm pregnant and John said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.
John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so John can get better; he sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your daughter,
Judith
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
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Evil Eye
Joined: Jun 23, 2004
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From: Pune, Maharashtra, India
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Good joke.Applause! |
STUARTIDH
Joined: Aug 29, 2004
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From: Edinburgh
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A blind man walks into a bar - ouch!
A dyslexic man walks into a Bra [:D]
Whats Black and Screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
Phones i have:-
N-Gage(for sale)
K-700i |
kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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How does hellen keller masturbate?
With one hand and moans with the other.
Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's house?
Well, neither has he!
Why did Michael Jackson go to K-mart?
He heard boys' pants were half off.
How do you know it's bedtime in the Jackson home?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What's white on the outside, black on the inside, and comes in little boxes?
Michael Jackson.
How do you know a party's on at Neverland (the Jackson home)?
All the tricycles parked outside.
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Why did M-J cover his winkie in Cheese Spread?
"Kids will do anything for Dairylea"
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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
Posts: 452
From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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Wahoo a free for all of crap jokes - here's mine.
Door: Knock - knock
Resident: Who's there?
Knocker: Big-ish
Resident: Big-ish who?
Knocker: Sorry mate Ive got no change
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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knock knock
Hello, Scroto!
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scotsboyuk
Joined: Jun 02, 2003
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From: UK
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@meths
Who's there?
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"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC
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methylated_spirit
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Amanda
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U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
scotsboyuk
Joined: Jun 02, 2003
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From: UK
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Amanda who?
"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC |
methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Amanda hug'n'kiss, if you wannit bigboy
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
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Posted: 2004-10-04 11:00
