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viper_2090
Joined: Jul 29, 2002
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From: Shropshire
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@Nine...
I can see the problem here... your little guy is feeling very rejected, he obiously feels neglected due to your new arrival. He feels threatened by it's presence you see so now he is demanding a mysterious code so he can test your faithfulness to him by tracking down this very rare code.
You could also try smothering him with gifts, buy him a handsfree kit or FM radio or something and see if that helps
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mhorton
Joined: Jan 13, 2002
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From: UK
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Sorry guys this is going to change the subject completly, Anyone see the Liverpool v Arsenal game this atfernoon?.
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Nine
Joined: Jul 24, 2002
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From: Hull, U.K
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viper, you're probably right. however i've decided to look at this from another point of view, i'm going to continue to be strict with the little bas***d and i'm gonna leave it in the dustiest place i can find, no more nights of luxury in its original box, no no.
meanwhile i'll continue to search for the code while it thinks about whats its done. hopefully it'll come round soon and be the cheery little chappy that i know and love. but just to be on the safe side i'm gonna keep a knife by my bed at night - just in case it turns psychotic.
proves one thing to me - ericssons technology is far too advanced for its own good. we should take this as a warning and all be careful around these gadgets. especially now they can talk to each other with all this blutooth and IR sh*t. i bet they're all talking to each other now, plotting how to really piss us all off. yes, i'll be keeping a very keen eye on these tings from now on...
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viper_2090
Joined: Jul 29, 2002
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From: Shropshire
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@nine
Paraniod?? It's unsafe not to be! I think the approach you are taking is quite extreme, but obviously you know him better than me so you know what will work with the little blighter!!
And about them talking to each other..... MMS (Mobiles Murdering System) they will be able to send pictures of victims to each other!!! I can picture the scene... you are walking down a back alley, slightly drunk comming back from the pub. You hear a slight scrathching noise, your phone beeps. You look at it but there is nothing. You hear the scratching again and think that it must be a cat. Just as you convince yourself that it's nothing THEY POUNCE!!! Hindreds of T68's appear from nowhere, knoking you down, bludgening you with their rounded heads whilst they take turns to take photos of the event and MMS it to their friends who could not attend.
If i had a T68, i would lock it in a lead box and sink it in the sea, as far ot as possible, where nobody can save it...........
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Nick, just don't it!
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Nine
Joined: Jul 24, 2002
Posts: 6
From: Hull, U.K
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my god, lad! the T39 is one of the most deadly of them all! i would advise you to treat yours with extreme caution. NEVER underestimate the power.
i think my T68 is planning something, i played one of the variations of solitaire on it today and for the first time ever all the aces were hidden at the bottom of the piles so i could not finish the game. odd, very odd. and it refused to send an SMS, i must have tried 6 or 7 times but nada. its slowly cutting off my connection to the outside world and demoralising me with unwinable games.
the "T" prefix is even spreading to mobiles from different manufacturers, look at samsungs T100. i predict a great war, not between the isrealis and the palestines, but between humanity and "the T's"...
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viper_2090
Joined: Jul 29, 2002
Posts: 1
From: Shropshire
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My god.. i never realised the power in my seemingly innocent T39, however now you mention it i do see some clues..... That Tennis game.. is it actually possible to win?? It just goes so fast, and as the T39 changes the trajectory of the ball so randomly the odds are against me!And that cocky winking green light.... it must mean communication in progress!!
I shall never sleep again without taking the battery out and mailing it to a cousin in Manchester
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Nine
Joined: Jul 24, 2002
Posts: 6
From: Hull, U.K
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yes, the green light. my intelligence informs me that this is its little eye blinking, keeping an eye on the world. if you watch it when you recieve a message or call it becomes excited and blinks faster. there is obviously some kind of hidden transmission from phone to phone in each seemingly innocent SMS you send or call you make.
the t68 has a dodgy looking blue eye, that flashes when it is in deep conversation with another communicable device. as yet, i am yet to witness the blue eye, but i'm sure it will show itself...
and when it does... i'll be ready...
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viper_2090
Joined: Jul 29, 2002
Posts: 1
From: Shropshire
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Nine, we must stop this conversation. As you read this there will b T68's planning together after they have just read what we are discussing, via WAP. We are truly in danger of the phones taking over, all we can do is be prepared, failure to do this will result in the demise of the human race.
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decoy7
Joined: Feb 06, 2002
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From: NW London
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my genie sms stopped earlier, powered it off and on, did the trick.
my mate went to watch the football but i havent heard his report yet...didnt watch myself, just say a few clips on the news
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evoke
Joined: Mar 05, 2002
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Nine i think you know too much! Pack an overnight bag and get out of there!! Dont use your real name in public and DONT use the phone! Remember those blinking lights will be watching for you! Head for warrington - you should be safe there! Ed
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Nine
Joined: Jul 24, 2002
Posts: 6
From: Hull, U.K
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ahh, warrington... the haven of non-mobile based communication. Ed, you're right... i'm on my way.
if you dont hear from me within the next couple of days, alert the authorities... tell them everything, EVERYTHING.
oh, sh*t, i forgot, my cars got a flat battery... i left the lights on the other night. bollox i'm trapped. it must have been the T's, they've been planning it.
i must get to the resistance headquarters in warrington...
i'll see you all on the other side, if i make it... |
evoke
Joined: Mar 05, 2002
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Good luck!
Esato has been quiet again this weekend. Well here we are Sunday night again, oh well...
Ed
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mhorton
Joined: Jan 13, 2002
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From: UK
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Yeah it has been a quite one this weekend
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Superluminova
Joined: Feb 24, 2002
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From: ...Mummies Tummy!
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hello everyone, how are you's? this rainning sunday evening!
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Eleventy7
Joined: Jul 05, 2002
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From: the rotten oasis
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Boys i think all this talk has awoken my nTl digital remote, the tv button has started changin the channel and the off button tries to change the volume! Is this some line of communication thru the tv networks now?
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Posted: 2002-08-11 18:09
