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Joined: Oct 15, 2003
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What are you giving away mates? Celfones . . . or accessories? |
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Ladies and Gentlemen, mince-inside and methylated_spirit are proud to present, by popular demand...
Kimcheeboi!
This fine, upstanding young counsellor will be available to tend to your woes, needs, and wants up to and including Sunday the 12th of September! We feel he will be a great addition to the team, and, should he prove popular, he will be making regular guest appearances.
Thank you for your attention, i will now hand you over to the man himself.
Hello, Scroto!
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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
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From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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OK Kimcheeboi here's my problem. I'm interviewing 3 implimentation coordination assisitants starting at 9am GMT. They are all girls, other than the usual tits and arse what other attributes shall I look for?
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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I'm very glad to be a part of this endeavor to bring sound and useful advice to all the folks on esato.
Folks, feel free to ask away, as I've been there, done that!*
Mincey-wincey, you seem to have quite a problem!
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On 2004-09-08 22:07:24, mince-inside wrote:
OK Kimcheeboi here's my problem. I'm interviewing 3 implimentation coordination assisitants starting at 9am GMT. They are all girls, other than the usual tits and arse what other attributes shall I look for?
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Well, first of all, you can't be so shallow. You have to examine the inside! Does she have implants? Also watch for computer skills! Can she correctly manipulate a 3.5 floppy?
*excpetions may happen
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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
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From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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thanks Kim
BTW my PC's quite old and the floppy is 5 1/4" thank you.
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Kim, my sister is moving to New Zealand on the 20th, and i'm worried now switchbitch is single, he will try to stick his winkie in her? What do you suggest? I dont want to be related to him or anything, he goes around beating people up!
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Hello, Scroto!
P800,P900,LG8110
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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well the solution is quite simple but elegant--you can buy a chasity belt at any of your local medieval retailers!
(also known as the 'winkie shredder')
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SCORPIONKING1982
Joined: Mar 11, 2003
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From: Leeswood
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KiMcHeEbOi I have a dilema mate!
I suspect my gf of being a cheating lying ho, should I
a) kick her ass
b) wreck her car
c) none of the above
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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It seems to me as if you have not presented me a full list of choices!
what about:
d) all of the above ?
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SCORPIONKING1982
Joined: Mar 11, 2003
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From: Leeswood
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ah touche! you are certainly wise
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Scorpionking, may i just add an appendix to kimcheebois answer, and recommend setting fire to her garage? Works for me, every time.
Hello, Scroto!
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switchbitch
Joined: Apr 29, 2003
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From: ELF Pap Cop (Avatar pending)
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I smashed a chicks car up with a 3 and a 1/2 pound wood axe once, it was extremely liberating.
Hey meths what town is your sis moving to? Ill look after her mate.
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Sammy_boy
Joined: Mar 31, 2004
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From: Staffordshire, United Kingdom
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@switch, you sound like one person NOT to mess with!! 
My new best friend!!!!  
"All it takes for evil to flourish is for good men to do nothing" - Edmund Burke
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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I dont know where she's going actually, i'll need to ask!!!!
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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mince, kim, i need your help. Does it really make a difference if you brush your teeth side-to-side or up-and-down?
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
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