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Story: Eric the schmuck ... |
shithappens
Joined: Sep 17, 2002
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@scythe: good work turnin it back on track mate...well done....
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Scythe
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:-D thanks mates!
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cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
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From: Porto, Portugal
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"but this is a kind of film u can't masturbate too..." kitt warned...
suddenly in the screen appears... ERIC!
Our hero was suddenly stunned, but quickly reacted stroking his knob... "u think i can't jerk out to myself? rubbish!!!"
"listen to what u have to say, and let go offa that crooked thing 4 a goddamned second!!!" kitt said...
the picture started... eric's familiar voice sounded on the car speakers:
"hello eric! i'm eric! this car was programmed to give u my message before the brainwash that turned me into u was performed! eric, it's time u forgot u're gay programming... this part of the plan is almost concluded... u are now being taken to the headquarters of the homosexual secret organization that is plotting to take over the world! now u're truly infiltrated, congratulations! i knew u would never let me down, my friend! all the life u've been leading so far was only a way to get u in this truck... U will now revert to u're normal self: ME! i only have to pronounce the trigger password 4 u're programation to fade:
BARBARA STREISAND IS A TRANSSEXUAL!!!"
Suddenly eric started to see the interior of the car and the screen with his own smiling immage spin faster and faster untill he completely lost his conscience...
"hey!!! wake up beautiful!!!" Michael Knight said while shaking eric's shoulders.
"wha... where am i?!" eric muttered...
"there's someone i'd like like u to meet... he has been been waiting for u..."
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity...  I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH!  Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister...  |
JwY
Joined: Dec 03, 2002
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From: Canada GTA
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now we know what cyanx thinks of all the time.
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Scythe
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um...that Barbara Streisand is a tranny?  |
cyanx7
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yeah... what DO i think all the time? i don't know it myself... help me out here, will you?
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity... I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH! Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister... |
Scythe
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Hmmm, seems that reviving the thread didn't save it from dying naturally anyways.  |
Vlammetje
Joined: Mar 01, 2003
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From: Den Haag
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seems everybody's outta inspiration... so let's bury this thread shall we? 
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ShawO
Joined: Jun 09, 2002
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may eric rest in peace
 <-- cant help it 
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bonito99
Joined: May 07, 2002
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Well somone buried something in Erick's arse
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wrecked_porsche
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Well, looks like eric died  
Unless U guys wanna go and edit ya posts to reincarnate him or somethin' ...... I dunno ...
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JwY
Joined: Dec 03, 2002
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From: Canada GTA
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just let him die in peace......
rebirth. |
wrecked_porsche
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Okie then ....
Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. I Nokia N95 8GB and N82 |
cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
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sanjeev!!! how's it going dude? 
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity... I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH! Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister... |
JwY
Joined: Dec 03, 2002
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sanjee!!!!!!!!!!
rebirth. |
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Posted: 2003-04-22 10:36
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