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cyanx7 Joined: Jan 02, 2003 Posts: 228 From: Porto, Portugal PM |
i actually caled u a cigarette lighter and u're not mad?
the leitmotiv of our cyberelationship has really changed...
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity...  I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH!  Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister...  | |
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Vlammetje Joined: Mar 01, 2003 Posts: > 500 From: Den Haag PM, WWW
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from 'anger' to 'friendliness'? I still hafta get used to it tho....
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cyanx7 Joined: Jan 02, 2003 Posts: 228 From: Porto, Portugal PM |
same here, i'm afraid...
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity...  I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH!  Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister...  |
Vlammetje Joined: Mar 01, 2003 Posts: > 500 From: Den Haag PM, WWW
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I might slip back in old habits
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cyanx7 Joined: Jan 02, 2003 Posts: 228 From: Porto, Portugal PM |
don't think it's possible anymore... both deprival from each other and resulting intimacy have turned us into real cyber partners... we can't be mad @ each other without a GOOOOOOOOD reason... besides i don't intend on supplying one for that matter...
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity...  I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH!  Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister...  |
JwY Joined: Dec 03, 2002 Posts: 500 From: Canada GTA PM |
i found a long hose....
wait a minute, this isnt a hose! still works like one tho......
rebirth. |
cyanx7 Joined: Jan 02, 2003 Posts: 228 From: Porto, Portugal PM |
J... I DON'T wanna know.
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity...  I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH!  Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister...  |
JwY Joined: Dec 03, 2002 Posts: 500 From: Canada GTA PM |
i'll just wrap it around my leg till i need it
rebirth. |
cyanx7 Joined: Jan 02, 2003 Posts: 228 From: Porto, Portugal PM |
beware, sir!... for it might be a constrictor serpent...
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity...  I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH!  Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister...  |
JwY Joined: Dec 03, 2002 Posts: 500 From: Canada GTA PM |
nah
it's not slimy or sticky..... yet
rebirth. |
cyanx7 Joined: Jan 02, 2003 Posts: 228 From: Porto, Portugal PM |
why do i remember the song 'evil dick' by body count?
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity...  I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH!  Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister...  |
JwY Joined: Dec 03, 2002 Posts: 500 From: Canada GTA PM |
what?
is that some oldies song?
rebirth. |
cyanx7 Joined: Jan 02, 2003 Posts: 228 From: Porto, Portugal PM |
do a search with 'evil+dick+lirics+body+count'...
read the lirics...
then tell me if u think it's an 'oldie', mmmkay?
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity...  I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH!  Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister...  |
JwY Joined: Dec 03, 2002 Posts: 500 From: Canada GTA PM |
but cant u sing it?
i love ur voice
haha j/k
rebirth. |
cyanx7 Joined: Jan 02, 2003 Posts: 228 From: Porto, Portugal PM |
singing this in vlamms thread will get me in trouble 4 sure... but i must educate JwY...
here goes:
Evil dick
Evil, dick, evil, dick.
Evil, dick, evil, dick.
Evil dick likes warm, wet places,
evil dick don't care about faces.
Evil dick likes, young, tiny, small spaces,
evil dick leaves little gooey telltale traces.
Evil dick.
Evil, dick, evil, dick.
Evil, dick, evil, dick.
Late at night evil dick he comes to me he says,
'Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone.'
Late at night evil dick he wakes me up he says, 'Don't sleep
alone,
don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep
aloooooooooone.'
Evil, dick, evil, dick.
Evil, dick, evil, dick.
I had this girl
she said she loved me,
thought there was no one ever above me,
she wanted to marry
and have my child,
but evil dick
he had to get buck wild.
Took me out one night
out with the freaks
if ever there was pussy, evil dick would seek.
My girl caught me skeezin' she said
I wasn't shit!
I said, 'It wasn't me, baby.
it was the muthaf**ka
evil dick!'
Late at night evil dick he comes to me he says,
'Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone.'
Late at night evil dick he wakes me up he says, 'Don't sleep
alone,
don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep
aloooooooooone.'
Evil, dick, evil, dick.
Evil, dick, evil, dick.
And when evil dick has its way,
it sounds a little like this.
AH, AH, AH, AH, OH, OH, OH, OH
COME HERE BABY, COME HERE BABY,
AH, AH, AH, AH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, OH SHIT, OH, OH
OH, OOOOOOOOOOOH... DAMN DICK!
Evil, dick, evil, dick.
Evil, dick, evil, dick.
Late at night evil dick he comes to me he says,
'Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone.'
Late at night evil dick he wakes me up he says, 'Don't sleep
alone,
don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep
aloooooooooone.'
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity...  I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH!  Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister...  | |
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