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batesie
Joined: Feb 13, 2004
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From: London, UK
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i have a problem, i get a thirst for beer after about 12 hours of not having any, and my mouth goes dry and i start paceing around the house if there isnt any in the fridge....
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Chili:may i recommend digging the metaphorical sand from your vagina so you can relax, share your problem! I dont bite, im here to help!
Batesie: start smoking crack, you wont care about beer (or much else, in all honesty) then!
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batesie
Joined: Feb 13, 2004
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From: London, UK
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mmmm, but isnt crack worse?
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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You wont be thinking about the beer, though, which is what you wanted!
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batesie
Joined: Feb 13, 2004
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From: London, UK
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sorry i dont want to smoke crack. any other ideas.
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Wean yourself off it slowly, over a period of several months. Sweat when you get up in the middle of the night for a piss, snap angrily at your friends and loved ones for no reason, suffer the endless cravings...thats the way to do it!
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Ok peeps, anyone else needing some patented "meths medicene"?
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Mystic Meths is here to answer your problems! Come one, come all! Don't be shy! Theres a methylated_genius right here to sort out your woes, worries, problems, quandries and phobias!
And remember: I'm listening.
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jenbones
Joined: Feb 19, 2005
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From: london
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Here's a blast from the past... 
Meths i'm losing my memory help me!!
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vanquish
Joined: Mar 20, 2003
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From: Wor Newcastle Phone: V600i
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stop drinking red bull! ive told you before, and stop dieting and botoxing its not good for you jenny
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Well, one problem with memory loss is remembering your PIN numbers and things. Simply write them down, and place them in your wallet with your bank cards, clearly identifying which PIN number is for which card. That way, you'll never be stuck!
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batesie
Joined: Feb 13, 2004
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From: London, UK
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genius....
why didnt i think of that 
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Just read this thread from end to end...i dont remember doing half of it!
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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No problems? Everyone happy and healthy? Liars! You are all decrepit, woe-addled husks! You need my help. It works like this, i lay it out for y'all to play it out, ya dig? Booyah!
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*Jojo*
Joined: Oct 15, 2003
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@meths - Is Mince still active in this thread  Or perhaps at Esato at all 
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Posted: 2005-06-03 16:18
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