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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Bonnie Scotland
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I do need a booster, but it worked fine for ages i'll just take it back tomorrow |
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Took it back and got a new one, Ding-Dang-Doo! Superb.
Any more woes and queries?
Hello, Scroto!
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plasmadog
Joined: May 06, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Beantown, India
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hey congrats meths!
what's on tv? |
methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Bonnie Scotland
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Nothing, tv is crap! 
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Bonnie Scotland
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Well, gang, how goes it? Everything rosy? Life good? No hassles? Of course you do, your life is an utter mess! Dont worry, we're here to help. Just post your problems, and they shall be solved in a jiffy!
Hello, Scroto!
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HyperiaBlue
Joined: Jan 09, 2005
Posts: 424
From: Outerspace!
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*Buuurrrrrrp!*
*YAWN*
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Bonnie Scotland
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Ah! for that may i recommend a couple of Rennies and a good nights sleep.
Hello, Scroto!
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Bonnie Scotland
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Whats going on? Have we solved all your problems? Have we achieved our goal? Is it time to lay this behemoth to rest? Your thoughts, please.
Hello, Scroto!
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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
Posts: 452
From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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The Fountain of youth
I've recently received a PM from a gentleman asking for some assistance about problem that has existed since beginning of time
'old age'.
His PM went along the lines...
I'm my industry youth and suppleness is the be all and end all and one where my clients insist on a scrupulous appearance during every session - I'm starting to struggle. My six pack is a one pack of 10, I ache in the morning and worst of all grey flecks are starting to appear in my hair at my temples. What should I do?
Cheers
M&M's Reply
Firstly, getting older is the only thing we can guarantee in life - get over it and pull yourself together.
Work: Move from your current industry to a more suitable for your age - Osteopathy?
Weight: Try diet coke as a mixer instead of full fat coke
Hair, three choices:
1.Grey can be seen as been refined and even attractive
eg George Clooney or George Bush
2.Shave it off
3.Get a rinse and dye the little buggers blonde (ooops)
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folling182
Joined: Oct 14, 2003
Posts: 368
From: nottingham>girona[Spain]>???
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This mission isnt difficult...that would be too easy...this mission is impossible... (or something like that).
I need 2 tickets for a concert (keane in barcelona) and they have sold out a month before the concert day.
I cant find anywhere to buy them, except for the odd page which charges 90€/ticket plus 30€ delivery  (instead of about 22€ and i could of picked up myself).
The worst part is im broke as fcuk, so 210€ to take my gf to a concert is not gonna happen.
Calling for the dynamic duo, i repeat, calling for the Dynamic Duo!!
Solution = X
X = ??????
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masseur
Joined: Jan 03, 2003
Posts: > 500
From: Sydney, London
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"this isn't mission difficult, it's mission impossible. "Difficult" should be a walk in the park for you"
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tranquil
Joined: Dec 15, 2001
Posts: > 500
From: Oslo, Norway
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I wonder why Masseur was quick to reply to a post about "fountain of youth". 
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Bonnie Scotland
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ohhh, meeow! Saucer of milk to the garbage thread, stat!
In answer to the tickets question: Dont spend all that money, Keane are, though talented, very dreary and they will bore the pants off you live. Good background music at a dinner party, but otherwise guff.
Hello, Scroto!
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folling182
Joined: Oct 14, 2003
Posts: 368
From: nottingham>girona[Spain]>???
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On 2005-02-11 23:56:48, masseur wrote:
"this isn't mission difficult, it's mission impossible. "Difficult" should be a walk in the park for you"
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Thanks for the correction masseur!!
I watched it in spanish and they did a very simple translation, something like what i wrote.
@Meths: The problem is that my gf reaaally wanted to go, and the last time she mentioned buying the tickets i was pissed off with her and didnt really listen...now im not, and i dont have tickets...
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DJcreamz
Joined: Jul 09, 2004
Posts: 463
From: Luton / UK
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Im addicted to solpadeine, i take at least 6 doses a day (2 more than recomended) but they contain codine which is addictive, my dr said i shld stop but i cant or i get ratty and moody.
What alternative therapy's would you recomend, are there any other "over the counter" medecines i can take, and i need to get of nytol aswell so i need an alternative to this, while im here i may aswell ask how long it takes to come of tamazapan because i take them every night aswell
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Posted: 2005-01-09 19:50
Sony Ericsson - the marriage of the consumer electronics Beauty to the telecomms Beast
