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scotsboyuk
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I think a race, using forklift trucks, might be quite fun.
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methylated_spirit
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hehe they arent fast, maybe 20mph in my 2.5 tonner...i was in the 4 ton one today, its a monster! Cant see a thing, its slow as death, for me, nipping around the warehouse, its no good...but someone took mine, and that was the only one around!
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Superluminova
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ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommMMM!!!!!!!
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scotsboyuk
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@meths
How long does it take to learn to drive a forklift truck?
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BOSSHOGG
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Buy a dreamcast and shenmue to live out all your forklift racing fantasies, they even give you a daily crate stacking quota or you don't get your full pay :-D
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scotsboyuk
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Can any of the Scots on Esato speak Gaelic?
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i can't but apparently when i was a kid i understood every single word dotta man ever said! lol
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scotsboyuk
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Ah good old Donny ... cocha. 
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Superluminova
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lol brings back memorys of my childhood 
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methylated_spirit
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oooh, the bg beardy guy! "Hello! occhna shonuch ahn behichi bbc2!"
Not long scotty, the test takes about 2 hours, you watch a video, then go forwards through a course, then backwards, with various weights and sizes of loads. Its best to get plenty of practise, steering from the back wheels takes some getting used to, and it takes a bit of time to learn the best way to set your fork width and angle for various loads. Took me a few goes at getting a 6 metre wide load through a 4 metre door, but luckily i did it fine on my test
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scotsboyuk
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It sounds quite tricky, I can't drive a car let alone a forklift truck!
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methylated_spirit
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Its easy actually, not a lot to it once you know the basics
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scotsboyuk
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@meths
I did once fancy myself as a racing car driver during the 1960's, it all looked so glamorous.
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methylated_spirit
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hmmm, but the tricky problem of still doing the backstroke in daddys plums during the sixties put paid to that, eh?
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scotsboyuk
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@meths
Crude, but accurate.
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Posted: 2005-02-03 00:30
