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Story: Eric the schmuck ... |
wrecked_porsche
Joined: Jul 01, 2002
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Then he saw an ant on the floor ...
Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.  I  Nokia N95 8GB and N82 |
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cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
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From: Porto, Portugal
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"why do i keep dreaming these things...? what's wrong with me...?"
Eric thinks, as he wakes up in MICHAEL NIGHT'S TRUCK... (try to stick to the story, willya!!!!  )
kimmi and michael were still sleeping after their gay orgy, and eric felt hungry (as Shithappens left it!)... suddenly eric heard Kitt calling his name in it's metalic voice... "get over here, u sexual pervert! i need a word with u!"...
(try to keep this goddamned think on track, will u...  )
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity...  I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH!  Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister...  |
jellyellie
Joined: Dec 27, 2002
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cyanx when do i fit in??
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shithappens
Joined: Sep 17, 2002
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fit in????  anywhere u wanna sweetheart  help yourself.....
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
JwY
Joined: Dec 03, 2002
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and then Eric saw it.
there it was, large and bold.
a big new jug of vaseline.
rebirth. |
bonito99
Joined: May 07, 2002
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From: The Philippine Islands
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ERic tells his friends, ' guys, favor... I need a hand here... '
Great Champions Die Hard. " Women here in Manila are easy to get, specially if you have many dineros, I am talking in general here mate!I am already thru with Filipinas..." -  JN a.k.a *jojo* |
malcs
Joined: Oct 16, 2002
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his friends shocked at this discovery, realise that eric is trying to grease up a rusty door handle. unfortunately, that is not all that he had on his mind. 'guys.........
malcs pwns now.. go visit his drunk thread....
also esato rules... |
Bjerkebanen
Joined: Feb 26, 2002
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he jamms his friends knob into his throut and suficate and die with the knob inside the throut. And then during his funeral his Mum dosent show up neither does anyone else in his family. Why you ask? Because Eric was the bigest bastard walking around.
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malcs
Joined: Oct 16, 2002
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lol!
malcs pwns now.. go visit his drunk thread....
also esato rules... |
JwY
Joined: Dec 03, 2002
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and then he became reincarnated as a monkey with a funny hat named eric mojojo. but the thing was that he had chronic explosive diahhrea...
rebirth. |
cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
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From: Porto, Portugal
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that raps it all up, i'm afraid... i was thinking gay conspiracy to take over the world with ramifications all over the planet... it was an easy way to slide in the story all of the esato garbage members (including myself) as infiltrated agents, set on foiling the gay plot... but that's not possible anymore... unless someone wants to change something in the above posts, that is...
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity... I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH! Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister... |
Scythe
Joined: Oct 02, 2002
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…a big new jug of Vaseline used to grease up a door handle to serve his sexual fervors…scenes about giving guys a favor by giving them a handjob…jamming a dick into a boy’s throat until he suffocates…and in his funeral, not a single family attended because he was gay…with a screwed-up ending of him being reincarnated into a monkey with a black-hole inducing diarrhea blast. So this is what this Kit wants to show him, Eric thought. A cheap, low-budget, perverted home-made movie about a boy being tortured to death.
“what’s this sicko movie, Kit?” Eric asks Kit as he sweats profusely from what he has just seen.
“A documentary on his best-friend’s life. It bother’s him that he wasn’t even there when his buddy needed him the most. When they even were together in almost every mass protest about discrimination on people on expressive gay literature and gays having a representative on Congress. When it was him, his best buddy who stood with him when he was peeing his pants while telling his parents of his sexuality. When he accepted him for what he was when his family shunned him. His best friend who was as straight as an arrow. Who was wrongfully mistaken of as gay that’s why he was tortured to death, the hard gay-gang-rape way, in the most sickening of all possible tortures. He just put in a mediocre ending to at least dampen his spirits,” Kit explains in a melodramatic tone (which made Eric go, “yeah yeah yeah…yada yada yada…whatever. As if this piece of trash shit is gonna make me rich when I sell it’s rights. No film-maker or writer could even make up something out of this sorry plot! Geez! Gimme a friggin break!”)
Eric, however, without him really giving it any attention, was getting a hardon and was pretty much leaking cum with the sexy voice Kit has.
“Um,” Eric stammers, “have you got any more of those gay porn flicks in your databank coz I really gotta get this off, and I mean NOW!”
“Are you kidding me? I have got the most extensive library of ‘em live smuts! Name it!” Kit flaunts.
“NOW you’re talkin’,” Eric said as he whips out his dripping cock and grinding it on the vibrating dashboard for all its worth… |
cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
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From: Porto, Portugal
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beautifully done, scythe...
what do u think of my plans?
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity... I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH! Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister... |
Scythe
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I'd say, let your plot roll into place man :-D I was havin tummy cramps from reading the story thus far and thought your crazy plan seems promising. C'mon fellers! Do better. Let's see some apocalypse around here. :-)
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francine
Joined: Feb 05, 2003
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that was damn good!  |
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Posted: 2003-04-17 20:45
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