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max_wedge
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Posted: 2005-11-04 01:47
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flux capacitance is where the capacitance of a suitable fuel source drops below zero, creating a deformation of the gravity field (hence warping space time)

As the drop approaches infinity, fine controls of the flux allow you to change your location in either space or time, or both (depending on which axis you apply the flux to) Simpler machines have a single pole capacitor, they have only one axis. These machine can either travel in space, or time, but not both.

In our current time frame, the only suitable fuel source available is plutonium. However you don't need to buy off any libyan terrorists, you can get it cheap from black market army surplus in Russia.


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Posted: 2005-11-04 05:09
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This is beyond all known theories of physics. Even definitions are completely different from what all classical and modern authors of physics have suggested. With the given boundaries of the various laws of science, this problem cannot be solved in the known and defined structure of space and time.
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Posted: 2005-11-04 07:07
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as the man said:

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Why is everyone always going on about the flux its so 80's, Time travel is a modern mans game.

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Posted: 2005-11-04 07:32
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And as i said, beyond all theories of physics- classical as well as modern.
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Posted: 2005-11-04 07:58
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@blue
your either taking the joke too far...or thinking about it way too much
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Posted: 2005-11-04 08:20
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I am still and only joking about the joke....but in a rather unconventional way....
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Posted: 2005-11-04 08:27
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i thought so
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Posted: 2005-11-04 08:38
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Posted: 2005-11-04 14:31
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You need the time machine to go back in time and get your coat...
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Posted: 2005-11-04 17:43
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The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same.
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Posted: 2005-11-05 02:07
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Bluequill, looks like there was a rip in your time continuum. Your post is blank


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Posted: 2005-11-05 06:35
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I am a ghost and my dwelling is in the nether world. In order to post here at esato, i have to breach the time space barrier between the 2 worlds and come here. This process is very taxing and some times, as in the previous case, there occured a space-time continuom error which led to a blank post.


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Posted: 2005-11-05 06:47
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Check out John Titor at http://www.timetravelinstitute.com/

His story is scarily consistant..

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Posted: 2005-11-06 21:49
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@trog:

Classic time devices will always retain their style, 80s or not
(wanders of humming Hip to be Square)
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Posted: 2005-11-07 02:18
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Checked out TTI. The theories given there are pretty neat. Especially the part that says why you cannot go back in time and alter events.
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