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Time travel machine for sale. |
batesie
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http://www.trademe.co.nz/Elec[....]phy/Other/auction-36725938.htm
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gelfen
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i have a feeling i know where that came fom 
it's a classic. here's the dolphin one which they talk about in that link
Real Live Dolphin for Sale
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Cycovision
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Some of the questions are well funny
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batesie
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without the flux capacitor I can't modulate the 21 gigawatts of energy I need to transmogrify the time / space continuum. So far all attempts to locate a flux capacitor have proved fruitless, hence why I haven't been able to time travel. They've got them in the future, but I can't
get there to get one.
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I dont know a great deal about flux capacitors as my machine does not use one. You could try getting in contact with Marty McFly, his delorean time machine is based on Flux capaitation and he maybe able to supply you with one. May pay to get a couple cos they dont last to long apparently. I think I saw one for sale on trademe a while back..
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I have half of my cheese and tomato sandwich left from lunch, would you consider a trade? posted by: adamstar (2 ) 4:44 pm, Thu 29 Sep
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What kind of dressing ?
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gelfen
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Q: I'd like to go back & see my Great Uncle Rodney when he was 18 because he skulled a jug of beer in only 3.2 seconds & I'd certainly like to see that! I'm pretty sure that I have the necessary skills to complete the project too. I got a C+ in 4th form Science & two sticky red stars.
A: Certainly an event worthy of time travel. And if any one can get this puppy working, its you - with your fancy two red stars, and forth form education.
Q: would you be willing to swap for The Tardis, which i have in my possession. Its the original that Doctor Who himself used.
A: Does it come with Billie Piper?
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carkitter
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Whew! Took me hours to read all that!
Some funny comments there, notice near the end he got bored and started replying simply with a full stop. Poor guy bit off more than he could chew... 
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DJcreamz
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This blokes replies are quite simply the funniest replies i have ever seen ever ever ever
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batesie
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i cant believe how many replies he got! its a true classic!
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Cycovision
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Q. Hi i have something that can solve your problems cheque out my listing 4 one preloved timeing light good nik has helped in meany time related matters like getting the dloren up in runing and my phonebox please reply to DR who at the red phonebox on the corner of the world just past santas place ,thanks 4 your time ps you can buy now the timeing light 4 $one pot of gold,or a bank cheque.
A: there is nothing wrong with the timing, the issue seems to be with the particle atomization unit, its making a clunking noise. And tends to rematerilise objects anatomically incorrect. I.e it once put a guinea pigs arse on its face, and its face on its arse.
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BlueQuill
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How exactly would you define flux capacitation? What is the rating in pF of the capacitor you require?
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DJcreamz
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what are you talking about
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batesie
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duh?! the flux capacitor has a Pf of 12.98449
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Cycovision
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It's quite simple really, flux capacitation is the process of capacitating the flux.
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BlueQuill
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On 2005-11-03 18:17:02, Cycovision wrote:
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It's quite simple really, flux capacitation is the process of capacitating the flux.
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A completely vague definition indeed. What exactly is capacitation of flux? Can you be clearer with your explanation, please.
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Gigs
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gee Blue.. it is the process of turning non capacitated flux into capacitated flux!
I mean really, you have to be up on these sort of things before you go messing around with what might for could have happened will have going to have happened happens situations.
It's not like you can just go around with a glove on your hand and alter time.
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