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Posted by Bonovox
Hello welcome to my corner Shop


Posted by Muhammad-Oli
Yeah hi, I'll have the uh... Th— Excuse me mam, I was here first! I – I've been waiting in line here for like 10 minutes! Uh sorry, the chocolate muffin you have over there... Is that the last one? Oh, oh you have two? Ok I'll take them both and uh... Could you do a hot chocolate drink? I mean I know its not on the menu but I mean, you have coffee with chocolate, I just thought maybe you could do that but take out the coffee— Ok, ok! Alright fine, I'll have the coffee! Jeeze what is it with you corner shop people? Never doing anything for the customer... Ah jeeze— Ok thank you. And do you have sandwiches? Yeah I just wanted to pick one up on my way to work. You know, so I could have it for lunch and I wouldn't... You know... I wouldn't have to come back here... You know, save myself a trip. Yeah that's all, what does that come to? Oh ok, here you go. I'll— I'll just wait over here by the fridge. Thanks— Yeah thanks.

Posted by Bonovox
Excuse me sir you forgot your paper

Posted by Muhammad-Oli
Paper? I uh... I didn't buy a paper. But you know, I'll take it if uh, if you're giving it away free. Really? Wow thanks! Hey, while you're at it, do you have sugar? It's just this coffee... It needs sugar. Oh. No, no, it's fine! Really, it's fine, don't worry. I just normally have sugar. I guess... I guess you guys are new to the business, so I can't expect much yet. I – I'll see you tomorrow. B— Bye.

Posted by Bonovox
Oh thats ok have a good day my friend.

Posted by procterdc
Hmmm i'd like to buy a packet of fruit pastilles and a dime bar please.

Posted by MWEB
Is this a local shop, for local people

Posted by goldenface
Hi, are these the only onions you've got? They look a bit mouldy to me.

I'll have 2 lotto lucky-dips for Wednesday, a thick sliced loaf and a big bottle of Tizer.

Posted by goldenface
Hello? Is anyone there?

Posted by gaming_guy

On 2008-09-01 13:29:06, goldenface wrote:
Hello? Is anyone there?



maybe the shop is closed?

otherwise everyone's just ignoring you

Posted by Bonovox
Sorry the shop is closed im crap at running a business. Anyone else wanna take over.

Posted by Muhammad-Oli
Yeah hi, how's it going? can I get uh— What? You're closed? What the hell? This sucks! I come here for breakfast and you're shut? Well how would you like it if I ordered my breakfast and then went to get my money out and my wallet was shut? Would you like that? No money for mister corner shopkeeper man? You want that? Well sir, I shall take my business elsewhere. Good day to you.

Posted by Bonovox
FOR SALE

Posted by Muhammad-Oli
Hmmm... What would I gain from buying your corner shop? How much are you asking?

Posted by smilerthe cheshirecat
Awwwwwwwww here is the Corner Shop....

Now where is my blinking shopping list????

Posted by Muhammad-Oli
Its closed. You won't be able to buy anything!

Posted by Bonovox
£350,000

Posted by Muhammad-Oli
Here's my maximum offer: £0

Take it or leave it.

Posted by goldenface
I wish someonw would open this Corner Shop. Its such a long walk into town.

Posted by Muhammad-Oli
Yes, and I am highly unfit from eating too many muffins like the two I bought here a few days ago! Re-open this store! I want more muffins!

Posted by methylated_spirit
Can I have a packet of Rizla please, and a copy of the Viz?

Posted by goldenface
I'll run this shop if you want me to. Its not fair this corner shop is closing down, its the only one for miles around.

Posted by yea g
the shop is under new managment...

ME!!!!!!! XD

Posted by yea g
for the next hour only free pizza normally $9.99
what a saving!!!

Posted by goldenface
Yayyyy!

Posted by Muhammad-Oli
Uh hi... Yeah do you have anything other than pizza? Cause I'm looking around and all I see is pizza. Pizza on the floor, pizza on the fridge... Look! There's even pizza in your freaking milkshake maker! Aaand, well yeah... I was kinda wanting something healthy. I mean I know you've only just reopened and I can't expect much, but just pizza? You might as well rename the store "Corner Pizza" or something. So yeah I'm just saying maybe when I come in tomorrow, you could have a bit of variety.

But yeah, I'll take the pizza...


Posted by yea g
well theres lightbulbs on the roof but there covered in pizza so its very dark in here

Posted by Vlammetje
I wonder what I smell burning then?? It seems to be coming from up there! Yeah, right there where you can see a bit of smoking seeping through the cracks in that pizza on the ceiling.... Think I'd best get out of here, thanks for the pizza!

Posted by yea g
oh no wheres the phone?
whats the emergency number in this country?
where are we anyway?
oh who cares RUN!!!!

Posted by Muhammad-Oli
That's not smoke! That's gravy!

Posted by yea g
WHAT?????
oh hey it is, yum... this shops kinda wierd maybe il clean it up while you guys are at work

Posted by Muhammad-Oli
I wonder where the gravy is coming from...

Posted by goldenface
Hey under new management. Nice to see what you've done with the place.

The old manager was hard work I'll tell you. Had a bit of a BO problem too, stunk to high - heaven on warm days AND he was as blind as a bat - kept shortchanging me and giving me foreign coins.

Annnnyway, packet of cheese & onion and a kit-kat. Cheers.

Posted by Muhammad-Oli
You'll be lucky! They only have pizza at the moment. Or gravy if you don't mind that its coming from the ceiling for some reason...



Posted by yea g
theres a muffin in the vending machine and onions in the water cooler

Posted by Muhammad-Oli
Yeah hi I'll take three onions, but uh... When I said you needed more variety in your stock I didn't mean to get two new things then carry on selling pizza... Pizza that's been stuck to the walls for nearly a week. You need to set up more like how the original owners had it. This store had everything from muffins to newspapers to deep fried fish. So, my good man, if you can't improve this store, I shall not return. Good day!

Posted by yea g
The shop can have anything you want just ask me and ill order it in

Posted by Vlammetje
How about fresh smoked fish?

Posted by yea g
ok your order will be shipped from: china in 1.14159 hours

Posted by Vlammetje
won't be very fresh when it gets here, wil it?

Nevermind that then, I'll cancel my order. Can I just have some gum instead?

Posted by rule_breaker
The Local Hygiene Officer has arrived.

Hey Mr Owner, What the hell is this? We are shutting this place untill you clean it up, get a pest control contract and clean up all the cockroaches around as well as have a sink fitted so you can wash your hands after and before preparing all these Pizzas.

If you try to run this business without our approval, Then we shall fine you a sum of £50,000.

Posted by paul101
i'll have a pizza

Posted by Muhammad-Oli
@Paul: They're closed. Again.

Posted by yea g
I have one word:
Bye!!! *jumps out window and drives off*

Posted by yea g
I'd like to announce our grand reopening!


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[ This Message was edited by: yea g on 2008-10-19 02:48 ]

Posted by Muhammad-Oli
Woooo! New building! Wow, I'm gonna take my time and have a look around!

Posted by nicv27
How is the credit crunch effecting your trade?

Posted by fatreg
Why did the Romans build straight roads?


So Pakis couldn't build corner shops...

That was actually a question from my history teacher at school, and that way my response, completely off the cuff, the whole class p!ssed themselves laughing, the teacher sadly didn't see the funny side of it and sent me to the head master :/

Posted by yea g
Don't worry, my corner shop still has US$117.603 Billion in assets.

Posted by Muhammad-Oli
Wow, so much new stock! I got lost for days and days! I got attacked by lions on the 7th floor and they stole my wallet, so I can't buy anything...


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