Posted by leeboy13
Hey folks, seriously bored now, anyone up for finding out whos got the longest tongue on esato?
mine messures in at about 7-8cms and believe me it was soooo hard to get a pic of this as im in teh office and if someone caught me doing it they'd think i was stark raving mad lol
any takers for this? if anyones up for it, i'll post a pic
If not i'll save teh embarressment
all the best peeps!
[ This Message was edited by: leeboy13 on 2006-05-11 10:26 ]
Posted by methylated_spirit
I'll grab me measuring tape and camera!
Posted by leeboy13
alrighhhhhht! nice one buddy, in that case im gonna upload me pic now
Any pointers on maybe technque etc would be greatly recieved
my tongue looks minging lmao!
currently in first place tho at 7cms...... i thought about hanging weights off it to get a couple of cm's more but i saw a nasty accident that involved a simular thing where some guy wanted to increase teh length of somethign else - not a good idea
Posted by BobaFett
this is disgousting...
Posted by solidsingh
has that tongue ever met a toothbrush?
Posted by leeboy13
lol
yep, did this morning 
but sadly i have some crackers and cheese in work. and yep, that was before the picture - probably should of done it before lol, never mind, you live and learn
Posted by Jools
Apparently the worlds longest tongue is 7cm, so if yours is the same you should be in the Guinness Book of records along with this girl:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnew[....]rld/newsid_1646000/1646912.stm
Posted by leeboy13
but thats taking it a step further tho aint it? i mean yeah, youre right but theres probably guidlines and rules that you must follow in order to compete - she is clearly poking hers out at a 90 degree angle, mine on the other hand is like a panting dog....
Also she cleaned her tongue first - boo hiss
Posted by zyexx
you gonna make some woman very happy with that one day
lol
Posted by Xugaa
... but not in that state
Posted by zyexx
well I dont think she would mind...she probebly gonna be to happy to notice, unless u thinking of him using it in a different way than I am talking bout
Posted by Esater
There should be some extra warning in this thread - put me off my dinner! lol ugk ...
Posted by leeboy13
come on mate, the heading says it all and its in garbage lol
Posted by methylated_spirit
cant find my camera, but when i do, i shall unleash my lady-friendly spade tongue sex weapon fury beast! Catchy title, eh???
Posted by Glenny
no
just kidding, id rather not know where its been 
Posted by methylated_spirit
I know where its been dude, i feel a bit
Posted by zyexx
well where as u feel sick...there is some girl out there feeling satisfied
Posted by Glenny
meths,
nooo! dont tell me!!!! NEVER LICK 'THERE'! you dont know where your dustbin has been!
(crap gag gone crapper there...)
Posted by methylated_spirit
I love licking there! Its great fun!*
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*take a tissue with you it can get messy
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Posted by Glenny
gee didnt you leave that a little too late... learnt the hard way!
Posted by Bjerkebanen
Mine is like 1 meter. Not much
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Posted by Xugaa
Look at how 'dirty' this thread has got, once a simple My Tongue Is Longer Than Yours! competion and now a thread of great sinning!
Posted by leeboy13
i know.... i was gonna continue this thread with a whos got teh longest sack thread, but the lack of interest has made me think otherwise
Posted by goldenface
Posted by methylated_spirit
Posted by haynesycop
LOL this thread is weird but what the hell here goes:
Just under 5cm, it is not size that matters its what you do with it that counts.
Posted by leeboy13
you go miss C
wanna congratulate you on the first to share their tongue with esato
Not a bad effort there
and i see you didnt suffer teh same fate as me and you actually cleaned your tongue first
love it!
nice one
Posted by haynesycop
Actually i did not clean it it is just naturally like that
No problem always up for a laugh!
Posted by fatreg
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oh aye Miss C?? and what do you propose to do with your tongue??
fatreg
Posted by leeboy13
Does anyone else see the resembleance between miss c's tongue and a strawberry?
No offence intended - id say it was a compliment lol, as mine was practically compared to a bin
Posted by fatreg
i dont have a ruler....
ill see if i cant post a pic anyway..
fatreg
Posted by leeboy13
nice one fatreg happy days... this threads woken up
Posted by haynesycop
Non of your business fatraj!
Oooooo thanks Lee i love strawberries!
Posted by fatreg
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how do you mean non of my business, you mean its no business of mine as to what your gonna do with your tongue or non of my business as in dont bing my usual charm of wit and humour to the party?
fatreg
Posted by leeboy13
I think you should bring your tongue to teh party
Posted by methylated_spirit
We should all bring our tongues to the party! Wheres me camera...
Posted by leeboy13
thats the hammer! no fear peeps
Posted by fatreg
as i said no ruler,
and my tongue is so small but as miss c said, its what you do with it that matters!
my god, thats an awful picture. i apoligise now if i make anyone blind.
fatreg
Posted by goldenface
That tongue looks gargantuan!
Posted by leeboy13
Woohoo, were tongue tastic!
nice one fatreg.....
Posted by methylated_spirit
Heres my tongue: No ruler, but at a guess i'd say roughly 4 centimetres.
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Posted by methylated_spirit
Should have blown my nose
Posted by leeboy13
woohoo! we have a family of tongues
nice one meths....
youve got the smallest so far
Posted by Davo_169
the toungue of the mighty trogdor
Posted by leeboy13
thats teh ebst pic yet matey
im creasing in work
Posted by Davo_169
i had to make it black and white to add to the majesty
Posted by leeboy13
classic mate! the face expression is just quality!
Posted by quickhippo
ew!
Posted by Davo_169
and the comment of the year goes to ^^^
Posted by leeboy13
come on hippo - be a sport and post a pic