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JK
Joined: Feb 24, 2005
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From: S. Africa - JOZI
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ooooo becareful he might break a nail!!! |
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batesie
Joined: Feb 13, 2004
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From: London, UK
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Time for Happy Hour....
i want your suit
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batesie
Joined: Feb 13, 2004
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From: London, UK
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just me drinking white wine spritzers this afternoon.....?
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Somebody mentioned vodka lime and lemonade earlier... thats actually my tipple of choice. And I invented the gay bar! God, you must be able to smell the gayness from me...
Think i'll treat myself to a nice relaxing jacuzzi upstairs...we have sauna facilities too, you know! Raul and Sebastian are there to assist you.
Hello, Scroto!
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DJcreamz
Joined: Jul 09, 2004
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From: Luton / UK
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Ryan walks in....
Helloooooooooooooo, pour me a woo woo meth ive had a spectaculary tuff day at the salon
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Cycovision
Joined: Nov 30, 2003
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From: England
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Oh my god, I just like SOooo can't believe it right, I was standing at the bus stop and this woman walked up to me, right, and she said to me 'Oooh, I love your jacket, where did you get it' and I thought to myself 'lilac crushed velvet and gold trim with YOUR hair colour? You must be JOKING!'
Honestly, some people just haven't got a clue. Get me a Malibu and pineapple will you, I'm absolutely DIEING here...
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scotsboyuk
Joined: Jun 02, 2003
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From: UK
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This place had come highly recommended and Crawford and I simply hadn't been beyond the front door since his panic attack at the Hasselhoff concert. We decided it was finally time to come out ... of the house.
Such a friendly place and none of those awful neon lights inside, the play havoc with Crawford's roots! We are forever making excuses to leave places early because he can feel those lights digging in like little moles. I've told him to wear a hat, but he thinks hats make him look too effeminate.
The staff were just delish, such helpful little bees, our every need was taken care of. It really is hard to find good staff; we had to let our cleaner go, she whistled constantly and my Crawford just couldn't bare it. He went for a part in 'Whistle Down the Wind' once and was rejected, ever since then t he poor thing hasn't been able to take whistling.
The food was simply Cher from start to finish. We both had a mouthful and try as I might I just couldn't swallow it all. Poor Crawford fancied some fruit to finish himself off, but the banana he got was huge, we ended up doubling up on it.
I can't say enough about The Esato Gay Bar, well worth a visit. We've been invited out by Crawford's brother tomorrow, to the 'Hetro-Footie-Lager Inn'. I'm sure it will be just as much fun!
"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC |
vanquish
Joined: Mar 20, 2003
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From: Wor Newcastle Phone: V600i
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Haha, this is mint! I must congragulate you meths 
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DJcreamz
Joined: Jul 09, 2004
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From: Luton / UK
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Welcome to the Gay Bar Vanq, make ur self comfortable one of our staff will sort you out with a nice drink, whats your tipple.
Great review Scots, Im glad you enjoyed ur stay, ur always welcome and i have opened a Tab at the bar for you, so having no money is now not an excuse to come down.
And here you go cyclo, ive made it a double on the house.
You sound like you need it sister
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Uncle Bob
Joined: Nov 27, 2003
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From: Englandshire
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Me and my Homeboys have just returned from a nice day across the promenade on the beach, and want to chill out, mingle and have a few cocktails at the Gay Bar.
Is there any dress regulations, or can we enter with out beach wear?
Me and da boys
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Cycovision
Joined: Nov 30, 2003
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From: England
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Oooh, yes you'd better check with the bouncer, he's just come on duty
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scotsboyuk
Joined: Jun 02, 2003
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From: UK
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Does anyone have any hair curlers? This is an emergency! If anyone has any please let me know. I have tickets for a Hasselhof concert and I can't go without my mullet being permed!
"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC |
batesie
Joined: Feb 13, 2004
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From: London, UK
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I've arranged for special guests, The Village People to perform this weekend. Free bucks fizz for the best cowboy hat.
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marlonski
Joined: Oct 16, 2004
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From: UK
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you hooooo, hi guys, got my outfit and am ready to parteh !
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batesie
Joined: Feb 13, 2004
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From: London, UK
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10 of you. 1 of me. I make that Pimms o'clock!
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