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methylated_spirit
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Posted: 2005-07-04 10:46
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Well, ladies and gentlemen, here it is. I would like to welcome you all to the grand opening of Esato's gay bar, the League Of Extra Horny Gentlemen. Join myself, djcreamz, and trogdor the burninaor, the co-owners, for fun-filled days of entertainment, good music, good food, and camper than a sale at Millets fun.


Please folks, keep it entertaining, and clean. Its just a laugh. Its always a laugh at the gay bar!


Now, i'm just in the door, so i think i will have a babysham:



Ahhh, lovely! Just got my new suit from Franco's do you like it?



Spiffing, isnt it! Well, i hope you all have a good time. And remember, you dont have to be gay to have fun at the gay bar!

Now, wheres my cds, lets get this party started!




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Posted: 2005-07-04 10:50
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welcome freinds...
you can find me behind that bar most nights (or mornings for england)...
ready to serve you up a storm, i will post a new coctail everynight for your mixing pleasure.
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Posted: 2005-07-04 11:17
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Well ladies and Gents, after a small problem involving our license to sell Woo Woo's the local authority has now re-opened us for business.

Opening hours are:

9am - 11.30am (alchoal avaliable after 10.30am)
12pm - 2.am Friday and Saturday.
12pm - 12.am Sunday.

We are currently doing a special deal on babycham. BOGOF all night this Wednesday.
DJcreamz
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Posted: 2005-07-04 11:28
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the toilets are behind the DJ box if anyone wants to know.



I shall be playing the best in uplifting pop music tonite, meths shall be doing his stand up drag comedy show. Perhaps we could get scott's to come and do a venue review.
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Posted: 2005-07-04 11:33
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courtesy of our freinds at webtenders

SEX ON THE BEACH


now ive seen thousands and thousands of variations of this recipe but i feel the best on would have to be as followed

ingredients
2oz of vodka
2oz of peach schnapps
2oz of malibu rum
100ml of pineapple juice
100ml of apple juice

procedure
mix all ingredients and crushed ice in a shaker and strain into a large cocktail glass...

for the patrons at the gay bar, mention esato to receive a 20% discount



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methylated_spirit
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Posted: 2005-07-04 11:40
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Lets get dancing! Thanks for the recipe, trogdor.




Hello, Scroto!

U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly!
DJcreamz
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Posted: 2005-07-04 11:43
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Check out the Music
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Posted: 2005-07-04 11:45
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Hey Dj! Mind shifting your bag i wanna pee...

This message was posted from a WAP device

DJcreamz
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Posted: 2005-07-04 11:59
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also on special this week is the famous woo woo

Ingredients:

* 1 1/2 oz Peach schnapps
* 1 1/2 oz Vodka
* 3 1/2 oz Cranberry juice

Mixing instructions:

Pour all ingredients into a highball glass over ice cubes, stir, and serve.



Once again, mention esato for a 20% discount and a free flashing woo woo badge


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Posted: 2005-07-04 12:08
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woo woo!! here comes the fun train, ready to get you sh*tfaced and have a funtastic time!!
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Posted: 2005-07-04 12:36
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u bunch of fags come up with this after having a 3 way screwdriver??
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Posted: 2005-07-04 12:37
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OH! suits you sir... [addsig]
batesie
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Posted: 2005-07-04 12:42
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DJ can i borrow your pink fluffy hat? [addsig]
methylated_spirit
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Posted: 2005-07-04 12:42
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Keep it friendly....no references to fags or anything offensive like that!

Anyway, back to the disco!





Hello, Scroto!

U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly!
batesie
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Posted: 2005-07-04 12:49
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Who's up for a bundle in Soho this weekend?

Meet at the Pink Flamingo, 69 Chap Street..... [addsig]
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