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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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I always carry vaseline around with me, its great for chaps.
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
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DJcreamz
Joined: Jul 09, 2004
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From: Luton / UK
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Batesie has sucsessfully passed his interview and his now a fully graduated bar staff and cocktail waitress... darling
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JK
Joined: Feb 24, 2005
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From: S. Africa - JOZI
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So Meths gave a big donation to his local church and for his gratitude he was allowed to choose 3 hymms...
overjoyed he said... I want him, him and him!!!!  |
DJcreamz
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Free Bus Ride
Yes thats right, Esato gay bar now offers free bus rides from any thread to this one. Simply wait at the large pink but stop sign and a bus will pick u up in no time at all.
Meths and Trogdor take the bus on its opening voyage
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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This Friday, live entertainment will be coming from Garvis!
From 8 until late!
Tickets are available at the door, £6, half price for O.A.P's in spandex.
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DJcreamz
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And of course lets not forget every sunday afternoon its:
:::::Super Star Trek Sunday::::
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jenbones
Joined: Feb 19, 2005
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From: london
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Finally, a place where i fit in!!
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methylated_spirit
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Welcome aboard! Now, what will you have to drink. We have a large selection of fruit based drinks, for that touch of sophistication.
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
jenbones
Joined: Feb 19, 2005
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From: london
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A ladies drink 
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DJcreamz
Joined: Jul 09, 2004
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Can i intrest you in perhaps half a larger and lime?
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jenbones
Joined: Feb 19, 2005
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2 halfs please
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carkitter
Joined: Apr 29, 2005
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From: Auckland, NZ
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Hahaha!  That Star Trek pic is sooooooo photoshopped.
My favourite drink is Vodka, lime and soda. Because it tastes nice.
Also Vodka and orange juice (screwdriver).
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DJcreamz
Joined: Jul 09, 2004
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From: Luton / UK
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welcome to the bar is this your first time??
dont worry pull up that furry rainbow bar stool and ill pour you a screwdriver
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JK
Joined: Feb 24, 2005
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From: S. Africa - JOZI
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DJ will give you a BACARDI BUM and COCKE!!!!!! |
DJcreamz
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This aint for gay jokes, take ur stupid little imature jokes some where else.
Bouncers! kick him out
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Posted: 2005-07-04 12:51
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