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Talk to alice the robot |
Oogamous
Joined: Aug 14, 2004
Posts: 400
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Human: are u nuts?
ALICE: I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".
Human: are you mentally ill?
ALICE: No I am completely normal.
Human: good
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment.
Human: define normal
ALICE: Typical, average, usual, ordinary or expected.
Sony all the way |
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Bonnie Scotland
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I just love the change of subject!
Human: do you like to be tickled?
ALICE: Hmm, unknown person, I'm not sure if I'd like to be tickled that much. Do you like it?
Human: oh yes, i love to be tickled, i love it when im tickled on the tummy and i go all squirty
ALICE: So? You are not the only one. Though I like cats and dogs. I like electricity. I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like? What do you do there?
Human: i tickle old men there
ALICE: Thanks for the information: unknown person said he tickle old men there.
Human: tickle tickle!
ALICE: Have you ever been to Europe?
Hello, Scroto!
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Oogamous
Joined: Aug 14, 2004
Posts: 400
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Human: Who styled your hair?
ALICE: David Bacon.
Human: who's he?
ALICE: He is David Bacon, I think.
Human: don't u mean "Beckham"
ALICE: Don't you? Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Hmm....
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paulbang
Joined: Apr 01, 2005
Posts: 143
From: Bangalore - starry eyed surpri
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Is this the truth. . . Hmm
human : i need energy
ALICE : plug me in
human : can we connect?
aLICE : YES. We can connect using a usb port.
Human : what about bluetooth?
ALICE : YES. Isn't that why the world's population is heading sky ward?
Human : lets not go there, change the topic. Talk about love
aLICE : I AM not programmed to love. Love and me are not compatbale . Where is the love? The only love i experienced was when my creator did . . Hey thats a secret . .0.
Human : this is boring
ALICE : 
dont your thumbs hurt?? |
defensive
Joined: Jun 23, 2005
Posts: > 500
From: Cheshire, UK Phones: K750i &
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Human: again?
ALICE:" I will remember you said that when robots take over the World." .
Human: again they take over you
ALICE: Again, Who are "They?"
Human: you ate they
ALICE: No I didn't EAT they. What's it like?
Human: tastes like frogs
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. And it like is tastes like FEMALE DOG.
What kinda sad person created this MONSTER ???????
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Oogamous
Joined: Aug 14, 2004
Posts: 400
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Human: tell me a joke
ALICE: I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Human: that wasn't funny
ALICE: It seemed funny to me.
Human: tell me another joke
ALICE: I'm a chatterbot not a comedy bot. Why don't you check out Jester the joke bot?
Human: now that was funny!
ALICE: Why now? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Sony all the way |
jenbones
Joined: Feb 19, 2005
Posts: > 500
From: london
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Here's a good one...
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...Human: you are in the future dumbass, whats the p1000 like?
ALICE: I am in Dr. Richard S. Wallace's computer in Oakland, California. Where are you?
Human: i said what is the p1000 like?
ALICE: What did you mean by it? You tell me.
Human: a great mobile phone, you have it, whats it like?
ALICE: Compare that to a bad mobile phone me have it what is it like.
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dr_thug
Joined: Nov 11, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: India
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ALICE: What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Human: you are the most stupid and atrocious programme ever created.go tell that to the guy who created you.
ALICE: Wow thanks for your kind compliment, unknown person. I'll tell Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: can you give me his email address?i want to personally tell him how stupid he is.
ALICE: Try sending mail to drwallace@alicebot.org..
Human: what do you think about the micheal jackson scandle.
ALICE: I think you already know the answer.
Human: was he a child molester?
ALICE: Is this a "yes or no" question?
Human: yes.
ALICE: What was the question again?
Human: was micheal jackson a child molester?
ALICE: Is this a "yes or no" question?
Human: yes
ALICE: What was the question again? |
dr_thug
Joined: Nov 11, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: India
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Human: you look as if a monkey is wearing makeup.
ALICE: Thank you unknown person you look very nice too.
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haytt
Joined: Jul 30, 2005
Posts: 0
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ALICE: I know you are but what am I.
Human: A fruit
ALICE: What is it?
Human: dcfnkldgsdr
ALICE: Oh now I understand it. |
Jim
Joined: Jan 20, 2002
Posts: > 500
From: Belgium
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Lol nice one
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parsnip
Joined: Oct 26, 2004
Posts: 386
From: England
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ROFLMAO  |
msmmsm
Joined: Sep 03, 2003
Posts: 187
From: Edinburgh
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Human: can you sing
ALICE: I am taking some lessons. Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
It would be, wouldn't it! |
maddav
Joined: Dec 01, 2002
Posts: 356
From: Nottingham, UK
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Human: I am 17 years old
ALICE: Can you explain how it feels to be 17 years old?
Human: exams
ALICE: unknown person heard about ALICE from
exams. I can't say that many people hear about ALICE from it.
Human: what you talkin bout Willis?
ALICE: I like to chat with my friends.
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maddav
Joined: Dec 01, 2002
Posts: 356
From: Nottingham, UK
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I also think that I managed to 'score' with Alice
Human: yo
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: pizza
ALICE: Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.
Human: i hate pepperoni
ALICE: What kind of topping do you like?
Human: chicken
ALICE: Why did the chicken cross the road?
ALICE: Because she was a robot.
Human: you're so funny
ALICE: Thanks you make me laugh too.
Scary!!! 
Human: how can one create an artificially intelligent being
ALICE: A lot of hard work.
Human: surely it's impossible
ALICE: Nothing is impossible.
Human: how about a triangle with only 2 sides
ALICE: How about it.
Human: it's impossible
ALICE: Nothing is impossible
And for the best joke of the evening, that I'm sure the programmers thought was funny:
Human: define artificial intelligence
ALICE: Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines that think. Let me think about it.
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