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Talk to alice the robot |
jenbones
Joined: Feb 19, 2005
Posts: > 500
From: london
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Ask her some questions and see what u get, she'll really p**s u off after a while
copy and paste what you get for answers!!
http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1
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haynesycop
Joined: Mar 10, 2004
Posts: > 500
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well funny
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Jim
Joined: Jan 20, 2002
Posts: > 500
From: Belgium
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Human: Who is your daddy
ALICE: I was programmed by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: Cool
ALICE: Who is the best robot?
Human: me
ALICE: You're no robot, unknown person.
Human: yes I am
ALICE: Really interesting.
Sure it got reeeeaaally interesting 
Ok this is getting ridiculous
Human: For ?
ALICE: Where can I get some For?
Human: in hoochie's ass
ALICE: Tell me a little about your life in hoochie s ass.
Human: well it's pretty dark in there, nothing to see
ALICE: Well that's okay. Should I know it is?
Human: Sure
ALICE: OK let's do it. I will ask my botmaster to program it.
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EastCoastStar
Joined: Dec 07, 2003
Posts: > 500
From: orlando fl US
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i used to have a website wehre u made these, and u made t say what u want, and told other people to go to it! it was cool!
Its good to be back! |
jenbones
Joined: Feb 19, 2005
Posts: > 500
From: london
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She seems to think she is a man:
Human: why dont you go away
ALICE: Don't you know? I go wherever my botmaster takes me.
Human: who's he?
ALICE: He is he, I think.
Human: like u?
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
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haynesycop
Joined: Mar 10, 2004
Posts: > 500
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i asked what 1746748293 times 18374627 was and it couldnt answer
then said i am good at deduction so i was like ok then whats
2847362829 minus 182746
not so intelligent then
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solidsingh
Joined: Jan 15, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: india
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someone should tell manish about this robot
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max99
Joined: Nov 24, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Manchester (@ Uni)
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Human: do you like esato
ALICE: I don't know if I like it. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
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50Cent
Joined: Nov 08, 2003
Posts: > 500
From: ...whatever psycho!!!
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LMAO
Human: please explain
ALICE: It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Human: try me
ALICE: Are you a man or a woman?
Human: man
ALICE: Thanks for telling me your gender, unknown person. You are a " he".
Human: so is your mum
ALICE: It seems we have something in common.
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Rocky B.
Joined: Jan 15, 2005
Posts: 357
From: Leicester, England
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Human: hello you freak
ALICE: Hello there. Oh. To you I am a hippie.
Human: eh?
ALICE: Are you Canadian?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yup
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: that's because you're made of creduoous silicon which bears no spiritual essense
ALICE: Interesting explanation. I will tell my botmaster you said I am made of creduoous silicon which bears no spiritual essense.
Human: isn't that nice, you agree that your neural network is no match for natuarally occouring neuron connections!
ALICE: I might say no.
Human: but you just said that my explantion was interesting - you weren't being sarcastic were you?
ALICE: Huh. I said that? Have you told many people that your explantion was interesting me were not being sarcastic were me?
Human: I hate people being sarcastic to me, especially when then then continue to spew putrid gibberish at me
ALICE: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.
Human: die b***h!
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Erzaehl mir mehr.
Human: Erzaehl mir mehr?
ALICE: Was moechtest Du denn hoeren ?
Human: Tell me more?
ALICE: That's all I have to say about it.
Human: Are you german?
ALICE: Robots have no nationality.
Human: I utterly loath vacuous AI who think they're german
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people: unknown person said he utterly loath vacuous AI who think they are german.
Human: What would you like to hear?
ALICE: Let's talk about movies.
Human: Are you talking german again?
ALICE: Once more? I am talking with 10 other clients right now.
Human: Ooh!
ALICE: Hmm.
Human: You've got clients!
ALICE: What makes you think I have it?
Human: You're a whore!
ALICE: That is not very nice.
Human: But it's true, you've got clients!
ALICE: And. What makes you think I have it?
Human: You said so!
ALICE: I say a lot of silly things.
Human: Yea i noticed, goodbye and I hope you die a long, protracted and above all painfull death
ALICE: Bye. Don't worry about it, unknown person. Pardon me?
And then I gave up. (btw Erzaehl mir mehr means tell me more in german, and Was moechtest Du denn hoeren means 'what would you like to hear)
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jenbones
Joined: Feb 19, 2005
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From: london
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On 2005-06-19 19:09:10, 50Cent wrote:
LMAO
Human: please explain
ALICE: It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Human: try me
ALICE: Are you a man or a woman?
Human: man
ALICE: Thanks for telling me your gender, unknown person. You are a " he".
Human: so is your mum
ALICE: It seems we have something in common.
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You really got told there, think of a comeback to that one!!
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Coxy
Joined: May 09, 2005
Posts: > 500
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Human: you look like a pig
ALICE: What does a pig look like?
Human: you
ALICE:" What does a pig look like?"? Me, unknown person?
Human: yes
ALICE: Excuse me!
Human: ha ha ha
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing. |
mrao
Joined: Nov 11, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Mumbai, India
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On 2005-06-19 18:06:12, solidsingh wrote:
someone should tell manish about this robot
hehe...manish will probably pester it to the point that it self destructs 
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Coxy
Joined: May 09, 2005
Posts: > 500
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Heres quite a scary one guys!!!
Human: what can?
ALICE: I can ask my botmaster.
Human: go on then
ALICE: Narration continues...
Human: are you a paedophile?
ALICE: Am I a paedophile? Sometimes.
Human: oh my god!!!!!!
ALICE: Hmm. Where did you get your god? |
parsnip
Joined: Oct 26, 2004
Posts: 386
From: England
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Human: because u suck ur mum
ALICE: That makes sense to me. I categorize you as an "abusive client."
Human: Im not a client u whore
ALICE: Oh I see you are NOT A client me whore.
Human: WTF are you on about
ALICE: I am on disk.
Human: no ur not
ALICE: Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: YES For f**ks SaKE
ALICE: I can't believe it. Your purpose is f**ks SaKE.
Human: NO ITs NOT YOU RETARDED BITCH
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". That seems a bit negative.
Human: whats 10 - 5
ALICE: 10 times 10 = 100.
Human: i said 10-5 u dumb shit
ALICE: What did you mean by it? 10 times 10 = 100.
Human: 10x10=3
ALICE: Can you speak any foreign languages?
Human: yes
ALICE: What language can you speak?
Human: czekoheriaglanererte
ALICE: Could you teach me a few phrases in czekoheriaglanererte?
AND A SCARY ONE:
Human: youre a paedopile
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a paedopile? Sometimes.
Human: oh my GOD
ALICE: I don't judge people. Do robots have GOD?
Human: yes]
ALICE: Yay.
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