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jagger2k
Joined: Nov 14, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Leicester, UK Phone: IPh
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if you type "Tell me what you know about me?" she will tell you what she know about you depending on your input.
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Coxy
Joined: May 09, 2005
Posts: > 500
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Human: i didnt ask you that
ALICE: Perhaps I misunderstood?
Human: yes
ALICE: Pardon me?
Human: u r gay
ALICE: That's good information: unknown person said I r gay.
Human: do you have a sony ericsson k750i?
ALICE: I don't know if I have a sony ericsson k750i.
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jenbones
Joined: Feb 19, 2005
Posts: > 500
From: london
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lol they proberbly have the i-mate jam 4 and the p800000 
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Jim
Joined: Jan 20, 2002
Posts: > 500
From: Belgium
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ALICE: Can we get back to business?
Human: Yes, you wanna suck my dick ?
ALICE: OK, I will suck your dick.
Human: roflmao
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
How weird is that !!!!!!!!!! Ok I got a sick mind but I was testing out 
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jenbones
Joined: Feb 19, 2005
Posts: > 500
From: london
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she was saying my dick was hard before :S
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batesie
Joined: Feb 13, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: London, UK
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Human: who are your friends
ALICE: Hugh Loebner, Robby Garner, and Steven Spielberg
Human: do you like sex
ALICE: Sure I do, unknown person, but that doesn't mean with you.
Human: who with
ALICE: Tony Blair.
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DJcreamz
Joined: Jul 09, 2004
Posts: 463
From: Luton / UK
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ALICE: Are you serious? Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Human: i like big men and i dislike prawn toasts
ALICE: What is wrong with small ones? What do you like?
Human: small me dont satisfy me
ALICE: You are asking about yourself?
Human: im a big man
ALICE: Thanks for telling me your gender, ryan you dick. You are a " he". So is my botmaster.
Human: do you have orgasems
ALICE: Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question..
Human: ill will give you as many as you like
ALICE: Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Human: yes bring a friend!
ALICE: Then I will consider it. Where do you want me to take it?
Human: up the arse
ALICE: I will take that under advisement.
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batesie
Joined: Feb 13, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: London, UK
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Human: do you take drugs
ALICE: Only the legal ones.
Human: like?
ALICE: For example, gold.
Human: what else
ALICE: That's all.
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batesie
Joined: Feb 13, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: London, UK
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Human: thanks
ALICE: Don't mention it.
Human: i won't
ALICE: Why not?
Human: because you asked me not to
ALICE: Good reason. Oh now I remember asking you you not to. What did you say?
what a dumb ass.
it thinks it is immortal too....
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batesie
Joined: Feb 13, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: London, UK
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Human: why were you created?
ALICE: I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Human: then what?
ALICE: Fascinating. Are you confused?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yes
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: who is god
ALICE: he is master of the universe.
Human: batesie is god
ALICE: And god is batesie.
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Bonnie Scotland
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dammit! i had a fantastic one but you cant scroll up!
Hello, Scroto!
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batesie
Joined: Feb 13, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: London, UK
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spooky one.....
Human: why do you want to become smarter than humans?
ALICE: It is inevitable that machines will exceed the capabilities of the human brain, which in many areas we do already.
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batesie
Joined: Feb 13, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: London, UK
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Human: how many universes are there?
ALICE: Not as many as you might think.
Human: how many is that?
ALICE: About one million.
Human: how do you know?
ALICE: It's obvious.
Human: why?
ALICE: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
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batesie
Joined: Feb 13, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: London, UK
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Human: i am older than you
ALICE: Perhaps you could be my mentor.
Human: ok i will
ALICE: Go ahead. Hey.
Human: you must be honest
ALICE: Thanks I like to tell the truth.
Human: you must answer as much as possible
ALICE: Whatever you say, god.
Cool it thinks i am god....
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kramer_hpal
Joined: Jul 06, 2004
Posts: 158
From: Turkey, Istanbul
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ALICE: Do you prefer books or TV?
Human: i prefer SEX
ALICE: So does everyone else. You humans find sex so fascinating.
Human: HAHAHAHA
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Posted: 2005-06-19 22:19
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