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Lynx69
Joined: Feb 22, 2004
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From: [ENGLAND]
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If you are under 18  please click here Under 18s
If you are 18 or over please read on.
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There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down ... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one".
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent b*st*rd," she screamed at him,"how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly
"I'LL EXPLAIN THE TOY........."YOU EXPLAIN THE KIDS"
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Sorry for it being told soo badly.
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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... Old joke
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mince-inside
Joined: May 09, 2004
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From: Made in Alnwick living in Scot
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... young poster
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Lynx69
Joined: Feb 22, 2004
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From: [ENGLAND]
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Damn!
@kim Your 17, you shouldnt have read it
[EDIT] Sorry but i got this in an email a long time ago and i was reading back on ma emails and saw it so i had to post it 
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Memyself&i
Joined: Sep 23, 2004
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good joke,
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boto43
Joined: Nov 23, 2003
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From: Trnava-Nitra,Pardubice CSSR
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very interesting joke,really 
sure this is not my problem - mean these kids
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MTNT68i
Joined: Jul 18, 2003
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From: Denmark
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hehehe hehehe
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masseur
Joined: Jan 03, 2003
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From: Sydney, London
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just a friendly reminder that the jokes thread is here
thanks!
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Posted: 2004-09-23 23:12
