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Knife Through my dads p800 |
gelfen
Joined: Nov 22, 2003
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From: Melbourne, Australia
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just imagine that letter...
Dear Mr. 
Please be advised that after purchase of my brand new P800, I found upon opening the box a knife sticking through the screen. Believing this to be an accessory not previously mentioned on your website, I proceeded to use the P800 for several months but found it's performance lacking compared with features described in the manual. Coincidentally there was no mention of the knife in the manual either - an oversight on your part I believe. I was unable to make or receive calls, use the calendar, camera, and flip, or any software for that matter. Operating the touch-screen presented dangers I had hitherto not expected, but my doctor says the stiches should come out in a few more days (my medical expenses will be forwarded in a separate letter).
I enclose my P800, with proof of purchase, for your support division to investigate. I expect you to stand by the warranty of your product, and look forward to receiving a new or repaired P800 unit by return courier at your earliest convenience.
Yours faithfully,
Darth Vader esq.
CEO Vader Industries Pty Ltd
Dark Lord of the Sith
Advisor to His Imperial Majesty Palpatine
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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MaThIbUs
Joined: May 17, 2003
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From: Belgium
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LOL! Gelfen, you rock
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rdnymllnsktr
Joined: Feb 04, 2004
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From: California, but now in Plano,
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On 2004-04-23 08:08:30, gelfen wrote:
just imagine that letter...
Believing this to be an accessory not previously mentioned on your website, I proceeded to use the P800 for several months but found it's performance lacking compared with features described in the manual.
I enclose my P800, with proof of purchase, for your support division to investigate. I expect you to stand by the warranty of your product, and look forward to receiving a new or repaired P800 unit by return courier at your earliest convenience.
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Okay okay, this one's funny, also!
Anyone got any other good ones?
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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hmmm.. i notice mr vader hasnt posted in here for quite a while? I wonder why?
Mebbe we should get tranquil or masseur to rename this thread to the funny posts thread  |
Lynx69
Joined: Feb 22, 2004
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From: [ENGLAND]
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Maybe because he used to only access Esato on his P900 (or was it P800?) but his dad took it off him? 
 >>*Wow 2100+ posts*<< |
rdnymllnsktr
Joined: Feb 04, 2004
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From: California, but now in Plano,
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Yeah seriously, I'd love an update!
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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i have a feeling that we're not gonna get an update maybe because the story wasn't true to start off with.
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imanuk
Joined: Mar 05, 2004
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From: Stafford, UK
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Maybe we should all PM him |
Lynx69
Joined: Feb 22, 2004
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From: [ENGLAND]
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Yea, we should, tell him to tell us, hell get at least 30 pms...good idea.
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Sir-SonyEricsson-man
Joined: May 30, 2002
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From: Norway
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Sony Xperia 1 II, Xperia 5, Huawei P30 Pro |
kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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count me in!
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imanuk
Joined: Mar 05, 2004
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No developments @DarthVader- ? |
kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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no i think he got chased away 
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Andy.
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Posted: 2004-04-23 08:08
>>*Wow 2100+ posts*<< 
